Talking about humor at work

With the development of mobile Internet and social network, more and more people will talk about it in their leisure time and share their anecdotes and daily life. Then what kind of talk will not ruin this street? The following is the humor in my work for your reference, hoping to help friends in need.

Humor at work: 1 1, holiday clip, loaded.

When you can't sleep, it's because you are awake in other people's dreams.

3. Good morning, wage earners.

4. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.

5. What's the use of being good-looking? You just need to get up and go to work.

6. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

7. It's hard to go to work at noon.

8. It is also said that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't even leave his work after work.

9, half bright and half dark, this is life.

10, I love work, and work makes me happy.

1 1, Justice can be late, why can't he go to work?

12, you have to work overtime if you want to live outside of work.

13, working, not sleepy.

14. Work makes me overwhelmed. Hang in there, it's almost time to get off work.

15, I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm still unhappy.

16, rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home, sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk, and for a long time, not a day is suitable for going to work.

17, I want to hit someone at the thought of going to work tomorrow.

18, I wish I were a child. I went to sleep after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

19, no matter how hard you try, your salary will not go up, and you will go up if you don't struggle.

20. Get up and get ready for work.

2 1, I want to live outside work, so I have to work overtime.

22. Get up and go to work.

23. After work, there is not enough money to sleep.

24. I've been standing 12 hours, and the pain in my soles is unbearable!

25. No matter how busy you are, you should rest. I'm exhausted. No one can replace you!

26. I am so cute, why do I have to go to work?

27. Get up every morning and watch Forbes Rich List. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

28. Whether today or tomorrow, I still don't want to go to work.

29. I got acute depression, passed out crying on the side of the road and couldn't go to work.

30. Go to work for 8 hours and chat in groups for 7 hours.

3 1, don't sleep during the day, collapse at noon. Don't sleep in the afternoon, I'm too tired at night.

32, 56 languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work.

33. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

34. Life is like a red-hot iron bar, which needs a lot of training to walk well.

35. I have to work when I can eat by my face value. I don't know who it is. I am anyway.

36. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.

Please give me a 365-day holiday.

38,360 lines can get up, why not only you! Those who haven't got up after five o'clock, you don't take your life seriously at all. We are definitely different!

39. I hate work very much. I wasted so many years of my youth.

40. If you can't die, you can continue to live.

4 1. I have to go to work first.

42. Go to work tomorrow, and your soul will have a holiday.

43. I like lying down at work. I like to lie down at work. I like to squint at meetings. I was blindfolded when I was blamed. The moment I got off work, I was flying.

44. Abuse me thousands of times at work, and I still stay at work like … smells good!

45. I'm so sleepy, can I not go to work? I don't want to work hard.

46. Give up and bow to yourself who has no money and is lazy.

47. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

48. Endless work, lack of sleep, a wallet that is not fat, and a mink that can't afford it. I earned 200 million yuan in my half life, one with amnesia and one with memory.

49. Bed, give me a chance. You know I love you and I want to be with you forever.

50, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.

5 1, don't want to get up, don't want to go to school, it's so painful to go to work.

52. I often don't want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

53. I have to go to work after vomiting.

If I had known that there was such a thing as going to work in the world, I wouldn't have come to the earth.

55. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.

56. I am not hard, but I am miserable. Everyone else is hiding under the covers, but I'm in the office.

57. Dare to go to the moon for nine days, dare to catch turtles in the five oceans, but dare not be late, because being late will deduct money.

National Day is only short-lived. Love me.

59. We are here to make money, not to be loyal. Everything in the world is just a transaction.

60. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

6 1, punching the air every day, for nothing else, just to fuck the world!

62. I am very energetic at work today.

63. The shortest distance in the world is from the beginning to the end of a holiday.

64. Working can not only make you rich, but also make friends and get a wife. Migrant workers, migrant workers, migrant workers are all talents.

65. I just went to work yesterday. Why do I have to go to work today?

Humor at work: 2 1. The significance of travel lies not in how far you have traveled, but in where your heart is and how close you are to your heart. Good Morning, everyone! Go to work on Monday!

2. Clear your mind, get ready for work, and say good night to the world!

4. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.

5, the first day of work years later, this mood is really heavy.

6. On the first day of the new year, it's sunny and everything goes well, which is a good sign.

7. After the Spring Festival, pack up and go to work, and have a wonton for lunch, which is light and affordable.

8. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.

9. It is difficult to go to work after the holiday. I don't want to go to work. I want to sleep, sleep, sleep.

10, the subway is still empty today!

1 1, tomorrow's eighth day, the first day after the holiday. I wish you all 80 thousand wealth and all the best!

12, take health as the work and do it diligently. Take happiness as life, go there seriously, take happiness as a dream and persevere. Take peace as a blessing and take it with you at any time. Beauty is under control, I hope everyone will laugh often!

13, I can't go home for the New Year again this year. I hope my family is healthy.

14, the circle of friends is full of happy pictures, so I can only celebrate the New Year with my colleagues in the company.

15, working overtime until late at night on New Year's Eve, and getting up early on New Year's Day tomorrow. I looked at my crumpled wallet and deceived myself that it was a dream.

16, it's the end of the year, and the house is deserted all around. I silently touched my pockets and looked everywhere, but found nothing. Seeing that the Spring Festival is coming, where are my new year's goods?

17, from 7: 00 pm to 7: 00 am every day, a person is working alone, even during the New Year.

18, everyone went home for the New Year. Only I work overtime, and no one can stop my love of work.

19, I also worked hard to make money, and I volunteered to go to work on New Year's Day.

20. I feel homesick and lonely when I am away during the New Year, and continue to work during the New Year.

2 1, a person's work life, simple and happy.

22. Overtime is a glorious but not beautiful thing.

23, the whole company has a holiday, employees go home for the New Year, and a person works in the workshop, so he can't afford to get hurt.

24. I work on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I only have work in my heart, so I will give you a New Year greeting in advance.

25, one city, one person, on the way to work!

26,234,567, working overtime every day as a dog. Twenty-eight and twenty-nine, you will be on duty for one night. You are not allowed to leave for 30 nights, and there are no tickets on New Year's Day.

27. The whole factory is resting, and I am the only one who goes to work. It is not easy to earn some money to go home for the New Year.

28, a person to eat, a person to work, a person good night, simple and beautiful!

29. It never occurred to me that I am very busy today, and I am as busy as a bee, and tomorrow will be the same. It's already the Spring Festival, isn't it? I was going to go back to stew beef early today, okay, no, I have to work overtime.

30. Everyone has gone on holiday, but I have to go to work. I am so tired.