Diaosi special funny talk about it.

1. The earth will turn, people will change, loving you is eternal, and it is impossible to marry you!

2. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.

3. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious matter. No matter whether it hurts or not, cry first.

4. When others tell the truth after drinking, I only vomit food after drinking.

5. How many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the whole text.

6. How can a blood-stained painting rival a little cinnabar between your eyebrows?

7. Damn mosquito, I'm not your father. Why do you always eat and drink from me?

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

9. What kind of world is this? People live like dogs, and dogs live like people.

1. You are like a steamed stuffed bun, and it's right for a dog to follow you.

11. I must be reborn as a man in my next life and then marry a woman like me.

12. I don't know who will be like me and can't conquer high heels.

13. No one looks down on you, because others don't look at you at all, and everyone is very busy.

14. In fact, I am a genius, but I am jealous of talents.

15. Some people are alive, and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

16. Stop screaming. No one will pay attention to you if you scream again. You are just a pig!

17. People like you can only live for two episodes in a series.

18. When you are sad, hold back your sadness and smile bravely.

19, the earth will turn, people will change, love you is eternal, it is impossible to marry you!

2. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone's madness.

21. As a stay-at-home girl, I am very satisfied with my behavior.

22. I'm smart and I'm stupid.

23. Anyone who still looks for a girl these days means that he is incompetent.

24. Although I am not a fine horse, I am no ordinary donkey.

25. I don't want many people to fight, I just want people who dare to fuck.

26. The most beautiful sound in the world is the ringing of the bell.

27. I am very confident because confidence is free.

28. Mistress: I really love you. Big money: there is a money missing from your words.

29. I refuse to obey anyone when I am drunk, so I will hold the wall.

3. I still can't write emotional words. Talking about the funny nonsense qq personality for diaosi

1. It's only because you are helpless that you have the current media gossip

2. I don't want you to be cold and hot, because then I will catch a cold

3. Without money, a house and a car, it's hard to say what you really have

4. Have your skills of laughing at people improved? I think the road is crooked

5. Our love doesn't collapse. How can I know its value

6. The way you take care of people is really special. You take care of all prostitutes at home.

7. I'm not the one you want to marry. I'm so glad that woman has an eye for pearls.

8. You gave up your future, so you finally gave up on me.

It's none of your mother's business if you are friendly with her.

1. I know that you won her back, so you should cherish it now.

11. I don't know your secret, and neither do you. It's just even.

12. Did you say that you are the best man? Is it the kind that always helps women?

13. Your heart beats faster when you see a woman. You are really a good man.

14. You can cry if you want to. Now your smile is even uglier than crying.

15. I know you have someone hidden in your heart. Don't tell me about love here. I'm afraid it will break your life.

When it's time to leave, you have to leave

18. You have regrets in the world of love. What does this have to do with me?

19. People with big faces can't use touch-screen phones, because they hang up when they smile.

2. Be careful to let people who love you, and finally say, I don't give a damn.

21. I think men who dumped their wives for mistresses are simpletons. The person who should laugh is in front of me

23. I'm not just like others. Why should I care about you

24. We're all selfish. We're all bitchy. Who should say who?

25. If you dare to step on my head, I'll dare to step on your grave. 26. I'm not a gentle girl. I can't pretend to be the lady you want.

I despise and despise

28. Today, you taught me how to be heartless, and once you ruined my single-mindedness.

29. I have nothing to say to you, and it's easy to forget you.

3. Bad guys, you are not qualified to pretend to be awesome, because that's awesome, not yours.

31. Anyone who has seen everlasting love, I have only seen it when they meet. See if he has the guts

33. Friends don't think I'm honest, but I'm not good at pretending.

34. My elegance is based on your fierceness.

35. I have said a lot of words, but now I can't say "gun" to you.

36. Sausage doesn't love me, so leave me. Be careful that I can't stand the temptation to fry you. < p Look at the glitz and coquetry of a lifetime

38. Put away your fake face. I see that I just want to feel queasy

39. I won't commit a crime unless people attack me. If people attack me and dig his ancestral grave

4, they will die untidy. You don't wait for people to spit on you. 41. I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can be strong enough to make you afraid

. Born to sell (dreams)

43. This young lady loves you to reward your face, and don't be shameless

44. You say that you are broad-minded, but I think you have a big chest and no brain

45. There is a dog in a distant place, whose name is Pug

46. The question you ask is so high IQ that I really can't ride my sister < But the beauty is not obvious

48. I'm like a meat walking in front, and you are a dog chasing after me

49. The so-called master of chess is a mistress meeting the first room, which is a very harmonious picture

5. I can't learn to be reserved, and I can't be a good lady, so I'm destined to be a bitch and a diaosi man.

1. It's not pleasant to brush my teeth.

2. I can't afford five generations of apples, so I went to the supermarket to buy five bags of apples.

3. Although you are dressed dangerously, it doesn't matter that you are safe.

4. It's easy to beat you. Just give me a can of spinach.

5. Things that have been recovered are all second-hand goods that have been abandoned.

6. If you want to be brave, you must pay medical insurance and life insurance first.

7, you wait for me! But I haven't waited for many years.

8. I want to see the miserable face of foreigners translating classical Chinese.

9. When thin people are bored, one thing more than others is counting ribs.

1. Breaking up is so boring. Do you dare to divorce?

11. This hair really needs to be cut. I accidentally shook my neck with bangs yesterday.

12. I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that you can't lie to me.

13. It's good to lose weight, so go and eat, so you have the strength to lose weight.

14. You are what we call a "well", because you are both stupid and stupid.

15. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hillside.

16, I like you, don't you like me to lose a piece of meat?

17. Why do you wear cologne differently from others? You smell like scum.

18. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall beautifully.

19. A man who can dance ballet must be a master of cheating.

2. My name is Fan Jianqiang, and my nickname is to pronounce my name backwards.

21. I planted the seeds of love that year, but I drowned when I met water.

22. I don't love much. I only love you for 6 seconds a minute.

23. Is love like changing clothes? After the freshness period, who will pay the bill?

24. It doesn't matter if you fail in Chinese. Swearing doesn't need rhetoric.

25. If you are an invisible man, are you an advanced bank or an advanced bathhouse?

26. I want to be a female hooligan in thought and a good girl in life.

27. I am not RMB, so there is no need for everyone to like me.

28. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is an empty seat.

29. I'm not a bone. Don't chase me around every day.

3, new love and old love, is the new just joy, the old is love.

31. It is a man's heart that changes faster than Transformers.

32. In this world, a woman's face change can be compared with the weather change.

33. I think Shenzhouxing is ok, but it won't work if you don't pay the phone bill.

34, don't think that you have taken a leaf, you are IP Man.

35. Ms. Mosquito, I'm sorry I knocked you up.

36. Don't be complacent about being a mistress, because there are still small four and small five behind.

37. Bear is very happy because Doraemon is with him.

38. goblins, like people, are not afraid of getting into trouble as long as they have background.

39. The standard of a mature man is to live humbly for his ideal.

4. It doesn't matter whether physics is good or not, because there is no time to consider air resistance when jumping off a building. I want to be a p> I've made up my mind that if I have a son, I'll be a robber and if I have a daughter, I'll be a princess.

There are only two kinds of math proof questions: one is "lying in the trough is still proof", and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove"

I am in love with my bed, but the alarm clock is jealous and always wants to separate me from the bed

Men are dumped, and money is a problem; Women are dumped, face problems; I got dumped. You're out of your fucking mind! !

I've been taking exams for so many years, so why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, I'll get 2 if I pass 4 exams, one if I pass two subjects, and I'll be exempted from taking any two subjects.

isn't it just a little thinner? I have to bite a few pieces of my meat so fat. Dead mosquito!

Ziwei: Erkang, are you happy? Erkang: Don't you remember, my surname has always been Fu.

There is only one "two" between talent and genius. Therefore, talents are very good, while geniuses are always a little stupid.

when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

in fact, it's all just your wishful thinking, so why do you pretend to do it?

You should get more sunshine and get darker so that people don't call you an idiot.

we all sleep in class! Jump after class! I'm dead in the exam

I usually scold you, but I won't know that I'm both civil and military until I hit you!

people lose weight, waist and buttocks, why do you have to start with brain cells?

In this fickle age, the best way to make people forget you is to owe money.

girl's voice: I will always be short of a dress and a pair of shoes ... but I will always gain a catty!

when I'm in a bad mood, I go to the school gate and kick my bike one by one. Oh, yeah!

If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor!

My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, while dynamic means turning over.

if I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I'm willing to exchange for losing ten catties.

The happiest thing every morning is to get on the subway, and the most tragic thing is to get off in the wrong direction.

The person I secretly love changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly feel that I have changed my mind.

I often tell myself not to hang myself from a tree, and as a result, I get lost in the Woods.

Winter is the most rogue, and he always likes to freeze his hands and feet on me.

If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

many people are looking for him. If you are not ill, just take two steps.

the first part: hahahahahaha, and the second part: hehehehehehehehehe. Horizontal criticism: mental derangement

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

It's not that you didn't do your homework, but when you want to do it, you find that you don't know what it is.

Every time I see that the money in my wallet is getting less and less, I know that my life has fallen.

Like my aunt, Big Wolf always says, "I will come back again!" Before leaving.

The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

I thought I had grown taller overnight, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

I met a dog on the side of the road. I squatted down and asked him, "Will my peach blossom luck be very prosperous in the second half of the year?" It thought for a moment and said, "Wang!"

The exam is a cloud, and it will be a dark cloud after the exam.

Writing your name in the sky was carried away by the wind, so I wrote your name in every corner of the street ... Shit, I was taken away by the police.

When I have money, I will build two toilets. I want to go to the men's toilet. I want to go to the women's toilet.

Toad jumps off a cliff and pretends to be stupid. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

When I was a child, I was very confused. Now I know what to worry about, whether to study in Tsinghua or Peking University when I grow up.

when I was a child, I always thought there were only two countries in the world. A China. A foreign country.

to buy a bucket of instant noodles is to have six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and another bucket ...

If I can choose for myself in the next life, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the teacher.