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Make the mat, don't be too busy. Spread both ends of the mat to the same length.
Ribbed curtains, big and long curtains, with mandarin ducks inside.
Next door, I heard a tinkling sound.
When you ask him what he is doing, the husband and wife pose as a battlefield.
You stayed up longer than I said.
1, this year's wedding night, next year's birth of a fat doll 2, mouth to mouth, calf stir, screw in the middle. Do you think it's beautiful? 3. The moon is curved and dotted, and another flower is back. There will be bees to pick it tonight. 4. The groom is new and the chess pieces are new; Give birth to a son, in the Hanlin. Looking at a city in the bridal chamber from a distance, we are looking at the yamen in the bridal chamber. We were having a fight in the bridal chamber tonight, and the new girl came to open the door. 6. Open the door with your left hand and give birth to your son. Open the door with your right hand and be a high official. 7. The bride and groom entered the bridal chamber. There is a goat under the bride's crotch. The sheep tickles. The groom grabbed the sheep, but missed it. His crotch was wet. 8, a plate of flowers and plants, filled with sunflowers, everyone grabs one and gives birth to a fat doll next year. 9. The bride has long hair and raises her son to go to school; The bride's face is round. When her son grew up, he was the champion of 10, and the small chopsticks were long and long. Raised a son, champion Lang, and small chopsticks are round and square, better than his parents. 1 1, it's raining in the sky and raining in the ground, and the husband and wife love each other forever. 12, the groom is a dragon in the sky, the bride is an underground flower, and it doesn't rain until my brother turns over. 13, the groom smiled and wanted to be a father, while the bride was shy and wanted to be a mother. 14, the wine glasses are round, the bride and groom are reunited, and the husband and wife grow old together. The owner's home is safe 15, and there are forests and bamboos at the door. The wind blows green. This year is a happy event. Next year, the doll will cry 16, and this cup will bloom again. A fat doll 17 will be born next year. The bride and groom are like a pair of mandarin ducks. Give birth to a son early and have a full house of children and grandchildren 18. (The groom) sent the guests to the intersection, and (the bride) wanted to keep them. (Lang) It's just the wedding night, and (Niang) has something important tonight. 19, (groom) white porcelain bowl, (bride) safflower; Nine months (groom), I will be a mother (bride). 20. (The groom) sent a cigarette to his brother, and the (bride) sister was so shy that she lit it. (The groom) invites you to celebrate your wedding today, and (the bride) will pick you up for a full moon wine tomorrow. 2 1, (groom) This piece of meat, fat and tender, (bride) is dedicated to her husband to make up her body; (The groom) wants to plant a good seed very much, and (the bride) will give you a chubby one. 22. (Bride) This bowl of lotus root slices is round (Bride). We have been waiting for 20 years (bride) to be with you tonight. 23. (Bride) White radish and carrot (Bride) You are my heart. (Bride) I want to sleep in the same bed today. (Bride) I will have a baby with you next year. 25, a fine porcelain handless small flower, he loves you, you love him, and the couple Qi Xin will work together to get a fat doll next year. 26, the bride's face is a little red, and the husband and wife meet happily tonight. They didn't go to bed until dawn. They were afraid of missing work. 27. (Bride) The man wants to get married and the woman wants her husband's family. (Bride) Today you are my daughter-in-law, and next year (bride) I will be your mother ("mother" usually refers to the bride who is going to be pregnant). 28. You don't think I'm a lout. (Bride) Can you tell me how stupid I am? (groom) try your experience tonight, and (bride) I don't care no matter how thick it is! 29. Tonight we will build a new room, and husband and wife will last forever; I have delivered two precious children year after year, and all military commanders in the world are famous. 30. A wife is as tall as a son. They do gymnastics in bed at night, with their stomachs pressed against their stomachs and their knees pressed against their knees. 3 1, the wedding night is not long, and I heard a ding-dong next door. You ask him what he is doing, and the husband and wife are on the battlefield. Guns are guns, guns are guns. You say it is short, I say it is long. I didn't go to bed until dawn. 32. Small and exquisite, the groom is stiff, can't sleep well, and goes out in the middle of the night. 33. In the bridal chamber tonight, there are two mandarin ducks, a husband and son, and a reborn girl.
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