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I said, how many people do you want to talk to?

I like rainy days because it is suitable for being in a daze. But I don't like windy days, and I'm worried that my beloved short hair will be messed up by the wind. The important thing is that contact lenses will cry when they meet the wind, and that kind of scene will be very embarrassing.

Second, there are many people who comfort me and few people who help me speak.

It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

Fourth, the life I understand is to be with everything I like.

5. If leaving you can make you happy, I think I will disappear silently, disappear in every corner where you are ... silently bless you.

Zhang Ailing said: The sound of rain is like living by a stream. I'd rather it rains every day, thinking that you won't come because of it.

Eight, it's raining. It's dark and I'm afraid alone. Where are you?

9. The person you can't live without can leave you.

It rained again today. I am very happy and happy to have you by my side.

Sure enough, time will make each other become familiar strangers and memories. ......

It is raining. Do you have an umbrella? Friends

Thirteen, who is the person who is with you on rainy days, and who are you thinking about?

I like rain. Because it's the only way. I cried, and no one knew.

Fifteen, inexplicable happiness, inexplicable unhappiness; Do you need a reason? Happy: The weather is very good today. Unhappy: Does it rain today?

Sixteen, can you say that I am no longer strong?

Seventeen, the eyes rain for you, and the heart holds an umbrella for you.

Have a cup of tea, sit by the window and watch the rain outside. There is a fresh breath in the air.

Nineteen, waiting for the rain is the fate of the umbrella; Waiting for you is my lifelong pursuit.

I am your lake in rainy days. Embrace the tenderness you gave me.

The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof to shelter you from the rain.

Honey, it's raining. Did you miss me?

Twenty-three, sometimes very tired, do not want to talk or move, do not need comfort and companionship, just want to be alone. A well-written sentence

24. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the roof to shelter from the rain with you.

Twenty-five In the rain, shallow and faint thoughts are passing away. Walking in the rain is a thing of the past.

On a rainy day, I suddenly want to go out in the rain, so that I can wake up.

Twenty-seven, who said that girls are playboys? A man will never understand a woman's heart, because he is more playboy than her.

Twenty-eight, remember, one rainy day, you said you would love me very much, and now it rains again, taking away all our vows.

Twenty-nine, the whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

Thirty, my eyes are raining for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

My eyes are raining for him, but my heart is holding an umbrella for him. This is love.

I may not be happy to have you, but I can love you endlessly, but I am happy. ......

I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

1, really creative, really brave to live.

2, ugly, but ugly is special, it is particularly ugly!

3. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is making up stories.

4. People can live and sows can climb trees.

5. If you can't find dinosaurs, use a lizard coat.

6. A man may or may not love you if he is impulsive, but he must not love if he is not impulsive.

7. I am not in the Jianghu, but there are my legends in the Jianghu.

8. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

9. I never write words, but I write interchangeable words.

10, erection is not everything, but erection is absolutely impossible.

1 1. Don't hang yourself from a tree. Try to die several times in several nearby trees.

12. If you don't fall asleep in class, you get drunk on the wine table.

13, no one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

14, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

15, bed exercise can also lose weight, don't you know?

16, urinating is prohibited here, and tools will be confiscated.

17, reading cramps, Sven will be like diabetes insipidus.

18, Buddha said, color is empty, and empty is color! Tonight, I want to be free.

19, the essence of the classic is the essence.

20. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather

2 1, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

22. A beautiful woman who leaves without hugging her body often makes a satyr cry.

23. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

24. Men cheat, and their IQ is second only to Einstein.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

26. The dinosaur said: "There is no hurry when you encounter metamorphosis; Meet the beast and enjoy it slowly. "

27. Guan Yu, with a long beard, is personable and armed with a dragon crescent moon blade. People in Jianghu call him Dao Lang.

28. Men and women are just animals of desire after all! Can it really be combined because of love? I'm sorry, I don't know.

29. Don't step on the wild flowers on the roadside.

30. When do you hug each other? I'm watching the fun.

3 1. Tie Hua smiled at me yesterday, which made me happy at night, counting sheep, one sheep, two sheep and three sheep.

When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, eat him.

33. Stand higher and pee farther.

34, female, likes sweets, very fat! This woman has a hobby: she hates ants and kills them when she sees them. Ask the old saying: this little thing loves sweets so much, and its waist is so thin.

35. Break the wife's lifelong system and implement the aunt's shareholding system. Introduce the miss competition system and promote the lover contract system.

36. I am in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of me in the Jianghu.

37. If I irrigate, I will say that I didn't learn Theory of Three Represents well.

38. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

39. Love is countless meals, and marriage is a meal.

40, care for the environment, everyone is sick.

Sentences describing bad mood in rainy days

1. The world has long gone, and the gorgeous scene has long lost its appearance yesterday. It is said that the vegetation is ruthless and will wither in the agreed season. However, when I was born in cool thin, many things were ruthlessly buried by the years, and I haven't heard from them since. If I can, I would like to shed my delicate clothes, be a random plant, stay at the ferry of time and laugh at the fleeting time.

People who can think of others will never be lonely.

3. I also learned to pretend to you, neither cold nor hot, neither salty nor light, and smile mercilessly. I won't shed those cheap tears again. Then listen to you whisper: you have changed.

4. People who are not blessed often hear right and wrong; Those who have enough blessings have never heard of right or wrong.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why don't you wait for him in the rain?

6. Is it the shackles of reality or the time difference between day and night? You said with a smile, we are still deja vu friends. I live in this sad city, but you are in an invisible city. Without you, I'm just a person. I wrote your name and all my worries about you on all the blank pages. I want to subvert all my love for you and let you know that these are all facts.

7. The moonlight is like water, and the night is beautiful. I gradually like the tranquility of the night and slowly indulge in the night. Maybe insomnia is also a kind of enjoyment. The dim light reflects the ultimate romance and feels the shallow tenderness. My thoughts ripple in the night, accompanied by a long melody, flowing quietly in the silent night.

8. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I dare not be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and I let you go.

9. I talked to myself a lot, just waiting for a busy tone; Looking forward to it for a long time, I only responded that I was very tired. In fact, being busy and tired are excuses, and not loving is the real reason.

10. My youth is only wasted for you, so I will pick it up for you quietly. It's just that I still can't let go, relying too much on you, but I still can't let go. It's still sunny after the rain. I don't need your pity.

1 1. After breaking up, I still know you, but I don't want to see you again. If you live well, I won't bless you. If you are unlucky, I won't laugh at you, because we are strangers from now on. Your world no longer has me, and my world no longer has you. I can't cherish you anymore. I'm sorry, what I lost is what you lost.

12. I am not perfect myself, so I am not qualified to ask others to be perfect.

13. You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

14. In this way, my heart drifted away without dust, and I never mentioned the road full of red dust again. See how far and where this pool of clear water takes me, sink me where there is no me, and bury me in the middle of the lake. What should I do? I have been to this world, and I have had the most beautiful moments. Really, I don't regret it

15. It takes only one sentence to destroy a person, but a thousand words to cultivate a person. Please have mercy.

16. You should tolerate those who have different views from you, so that life will be easier. If you keep trying to change him, you will be miserable. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.

17. Looking at the winter solstice, the thoughts seem to be deja vu, but they seem to have never experienced it. How many years have passed, what kind of you and I should stay in the building of life? Will you, who are chasing dreams on a winter night, remember yesterday's secluded forest, the songs of youth and the vividness in the songs, just like me?

18. Girl, don't refuse to be busy, because it is a kind of enrichment; Don't complain about setbacks, because it is a kind of strength; Don't refuse to smile, because girls who love to laugh are the most beautiful. You don't need anyone to prove your Excellence. Please be confident, you are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes. Girl, you have to live beautifully for yourself! Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

19. After being alone for a long time, I am quite happy except for loneliness. A person for a long time, will gradually become mature. After a long time, you will love your parents more than before. Being alone for a long time, I have no expectations for most festivals. Being alone for a long time, it's sweet to hear and see others in pairs, but I still mind a little. After a long time, a person will become more and more rational and realistic.

20. Something is broken, and maybe it can be repaired; How can a broken heart be as beautiful as ever? Feelings don't just exist, they need real feelings inside; Apologizing doesn't mean nothing, just being hurt.

2 1. Autumn has gone, winter has come, the desolate season has passed and a beautiful winter has ushered in. The pale world can't see through who is crying. The snow is falling, and the cold wind adds a wall to the heart. The frozen heart is numb, but it beats and becomes lifeless.

22. There is always a corner in my mind, which is reserved for myself. It is my vision of life, my spiritual home and the last habitat of my dignity and pride. It is lonely, hidden, secret and protected by my password. Nothing can and cannot violate it. But it is bright, it often takes me flying in my thoughts, imagination and dreams, and I am also happy to enjoy the wonderful feeling it gives me.

23. Vague memory and panic are in my heart. Beautiful melody gradually sings in the ear and dances around the heartstrings, but I don't know that my hazy eyes become confused.

24. Without inner separation, it is true asceticism.

25. It's always a long time before I know that what I abandoned with my own hands will never be encountered again in the future.

26. Things have changed, and you can't guess who is who and who is who. I have dreamed, lost, given up, longed for, missed, fantasized, despaired, suffered and owned, but I still can't find my own tenderness.

27. In loneliness, I use abstruse words to hide my innermost thoughts. Lonely, I put my deepest desire on the next second in the future.

28. On the way of growing up, we will always meet some people who come into our hearts and finally disappear into life.

29. Maybe he was too badly hurt to let people see his ferocious scar; Maybe my tears hurt so much that I don't want to cry in front of people. I only know that in the dead of night, I hold the quilt and cry silently, but dare not cry loudly.

30. If you put it down, you will have no worries.

3 1. Some things are hard for me to change, so I wait. Some people, I can't have them, so I'm leaving. I'm waiting to leave, and no one has come yet, so I'll start again.

32. Rigid hands holding scattered residual flowers, sighing slightly, lamenting that life is so haggard, but finally not forgetting to let people appreciate and praise.

33. Being able to keep a low profile is the real honor.

34. Those who praise and admire us are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.

You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.

36. Suddenly I feel as if something is missing. I think hard. There used to be some people around me, and it was easy to find my hidden sadness through my smiling face.

37. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories; Loneliness is a shadow that walks past me, smiling and saying deja vu to me.

38. Loneliness is a feeling, but long-term loneliness always makes people more melancholy and sensitive, but it is not easy to be happy. I really hope you can be happy, because we have all experienced sadness and failure.

39. Everyone has many confused times, feeling that the future is far away and not knowing what to do next. In fact, think about it, since you can't predict the future, why spend a lot of time wandering, why not do something practical and live a good life every day! After three or five years, those who are confused are still confused, and you have been completely transformed.

40. Beauty is in the distance, which is the beauty given to you by strange feelings; This is a place you can't reach, just like you can't reach the world of fairy tales, but you can only stare at the heaven composed of pictures and words through a thick wooden fence.

4 1. What you have now will become someone else with your death, so why not give it to someone who really needs it now?

42. If you see the faults and right and wrong of all beings every day, you should repent immediately. This is an exercise.

43. Making friends means not hurting anyone.

I don't know why I became such a nostalgic person. Even those dead fragments have become gentle care in all the moonlight-filled days, until they finally become a wisp of sad breath and gradually spread in my chest, and I have never let myself give up this obsession.

45. No one will deliberately care about you. It takes longer and longer before I feel tired and afraid that love will hurt me.

46. Persistence today will cause regret tomorrow.

47. Without comparison, there will be no advantage; Without appreciation, crows sing like larks. If the nightingale sings in the noise during the day, people will never think that it sings more beautifully than a wren. How many things can be done perfectly and win a proper compliment is all because of the favorable environment.

48. Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I give you back my love. Can you give me back my little pride?

49. Time makes the pain precipitate. I have too many feelings. I must see you again and let my heart end. Parting doesn't mean that we have. Sometimes lies can be considerate. You responded to my sincere understanding with tears. We all have sunny days on cloudy days. You are the garden in your heart. Roses often bloom and leaves occasionally fall. Love is in the garden of my heart. I miss it and keep it for a season: remember that I was brave, covered in pain, raised my smiling face and stood quietly in front of happiness.

50. We agreed to see the flowing water together, but we will become someone else's. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.

5 1. How many years, quiet and affectionate, a cloud of acacia and flashy things, filled the heart in January, shallow color, deep injury, vicissitudes of life, winding away, the past has become ashes.

52. Pain, but feelings; Hurt, but mind. Serious enough to be dead set, but defeated; Committed to leaving no room, but cold forgot to cry.

Sentences describing bad mood in rainy days

1. The gap between people is always stronger than the tacit understanding.

2. I will always meet someone who will sing to you in a voice full of five tones, run with you in a rainy night, and draw with a paint tray in your black and white life. I can understand your nonsense and see your smiling face clearly.

He is not shy. He has nothing to say to you.

I always have a sad dream that you love me very much.

The concentration of love is inversely proportional to the number of times you cry. The more tears, the faster it will be diluted.

6. When you are exhausted, can you call me and I will tell you a joke?

7. New friends gradually become old friends and old friends gradually become strangers.

8. I thought about the past from south to north again, and there is nothing to say, so, hello, goodbye.

9. Sometimes we suddenly have nothing to say, but I think it doesn't matter. It's good to be with you.

10. If a person who is gradually leaving you has a new lover, will you feel sick?

1 1. She is also walking in the strong wind, facing the inner coldness, innocence and bitterness. Next time you come, she must go first.

12. Don't leave me for too long. I am afraid that you will suddenly appear in front of me and I will cry.

13. Pour a glass of wine, and I will walk back slowly with my hand behind my back.

14. Young and frivolous, we are still the most beautiful scenery in memory.

15. It's a pity that time goes up the mountain in the south and water in the north. It's a pity that people come and go between you and me.

16. If you don't accompany me to see the sea, I will push you into the sea.

17. If you are still here, I can really do it.

18. The present you waste may be the future that others expect.

19. Don't think that everyone will tolerate your unreasonable troubles.

20. Maybe I am a shimmer, but I want to give you brilliant light.

2 1. We may never know what we want, but we will know what we don't want.

22. Nothing can stand the test of time and avoid entanglement in love. Sometimes our mouths are trying to be brave, but our tears are surrendering. I hope you can understand that time is running out and I wish you all the best.

23. Now I clearly have his contact information, but there is no reason to contact him.

The mist around her eyes means a long and lonely wait.

I lend you my hand when it is dark and my shoulder when I cry. If you want to leave, I will set you free.

I want to live a simple and warm life.

27. Change a funny avatar. I hope you can laugh when you see it in the saddest time.

28. We will go farther and farther face to face, and we will quietly separate side by side.

29. Study hard and like someone quietly.

30. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

3 1. Even if you care in your heart, you should always act like you don't care, so that when you lose it, you can walk away calmly. So I won't ask for a hug, I won't say that I will miss you, and I won't ask if you can stay.

32. I really don't want too much, just you.

33. In fact, the best day is nothing more than that you are making trouble, and he is laughing, so it has been warm for a lifetime.

34. Pain is for growth, not for shouting.

35. I overheard them describe you, and everything about you suddenly entered my heart.

36. At the end of the dream, we were not together. Goodbye. Forgive me, I can't go with you in the future.

37. Your sentence I love you is too affectionate, too vivid and too unreal.

38. Our present situation is always not as good as I thought.

39. I haven't quarreled with anyone for a long time, frowning and staring red, but every harsh sentence is that I love you.

40. It takes courage to be silent for too long, even to take the initiative.

4 1. I hope one day I can lie in your arms and smile at the stars.

42. I occasionally make you angry, but you must remember to forgive me.

43. You smiled naturally when you saw me. No one will think that we broke up.

44. I can change your sentence in ten years: long time no see.

45. When we slowly obey the world, it is when we are black and blue.

46. It's good that you left, otherwise I've been worried that you would leave.

47. Life without you has similar behaviors to yours.

48. Later, someone said that he liked me, but I just smiled. Forget it. I am waiting for him.

49. Nowadays, friends can only maintain their relationship by praise.

50. I am a nostalgic child, traveling with memories and a smile.

5 1. Like a child eager for love, like a bystander, more like a balloon, you can't catch it when you fly away. Another self, another you.

No one knows until I open my wound and let it heal.

53. Waiting can be warm. For example, I am waiting for you, and you are waiting for me. At that time, we will meet again across Qian Shan.

54. The most intimate gesture in the world is actually not a hug, but the farthest gesture, because you can never see the other person's expression.

55. Our time is when you give me the most sacred arm.

56. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

57. People don't cry when they are most sad and afraid.

58. There are many things on my mind, so I always look lonely.

59. People's change of heart is really just a matter of thought. When I wake up in the morning, I walk on a deserted road and continue my busy life. I don't know what the meaning is. Suddenly, it doesn't matter whether you exist or not.

60. Have you ever dreamed that I was as melancholy as you?

6 1. liking someone is probably just hearing his name, and I feel very excited.

62. All the happy futures I think of have your participation. But now I know that the future is my own, and happiness is the most reliable. Cinderella's monologue is more beautiful than fantasy heroes and crystal shoes.

63. Sometimes feelings are really fragile. If you don't show up when I need you most, you don't have to show up again.

64. I'm still me, just a little less smiling and a little more cool and thin.

65. You don't have to tell me clearly about the sad things, but please think of me first.

66. I think you giggled first, and then you lost.

67. If we can be together in the end, it really doesn't matter if we are late.

68. If I haven't seen all the stars and the bright sunshine, I can stand the boundless darkness.

69. Time makes love ridiculous. How can a smiling person cry?

70. Blame me me for shrinking, blame me for cowardice, and blame me for never suspecting that you would leave me.

7 1. In the sunset, you smile shallowly, with clear tenderness in your eyes.

I don't know whether I love you or not, but I know that when I want to settle down, you are by my side.