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Falcon and capon

(1) Falcons and capons

If others are insincere to you, you should never believe them. Really, believe me, you won't become an idiot, a heartless hypocrite.

A meat capon produced in Munce, France, was driven to the kitchen god by its owner, which is usually called under the kitchen chamber. In order to deceive the truth, people deliberately tease the capon like this: "Little darling, little baby!" " "But no matter what people call it, this very suspicious capon just ignores it. It says:

"I am a slave driven by you, but the way you tease me is really not good, which is why you can't catch me."

At this time, a falcon stopped on the shelf and watched the Munster capon flee everywhere. By intuition and experience, the falcon flew down from the shelf and caught the capon, which means that the capon will naturally become a delicious food at the party the next day, which is the most vulnerable treatment for ordinary poultry.

The falcon said to the chicken in the palm of his hand, "You are too ignorant, which surprised me." You're just idiots, idiots. You don't understand at all. It seems difficult to find anything good from you. Look at me. I will chase my prey and return to my master. Do you see, the host is waiting for us at the window! Why are you deaf? "

"I can hear you clearly," retorted the capon. "Do you know what the master wants to say to me? And that cook with a bright kitchen knife, do you know what he wants to do? Did you fly to your host's house as soon as you heard the whistle? Let me go! When the host calls me in a kind and gentle tone, don't laugh at me because I don't obey and escape. Look, on that iron label, there are as many falcons roasted as capons every day. As long as you see all this, you will never blame me for being an idiot again. "

(2) The pirate's body

Anyone can become vicious as long as you let him try what is called greed, jealousy and selfishness.

In a boat, there are three people, each with his own ulterior motives. A greedy man, thinking about how to keep the treasure on this ship for himself; A jealous man, thinking about how to become the captain of this ship; A selfish person, thinking about how to get rid of those two companions.

But after all, these are their inner thoughts and have not been put into practice. Because they all thought about their own consequences. The greedy man is greedy, but he has little courage. If he wants to seize the treasure on the ship, he is bound to fight with his companions. He is afraid that he won't catch his treasure, but he will lose his life. Although jealous people have "pink eye", they can also weigh their own weight. He is not the material to be a captain at all. Selfish people are the most vicious. He has designed many poisonous devices, but after thinking about it, he always feels that none of them are the safest. Naturally, his plans also ran aground.

Later, they met pirates. They knelt down and begged for mercy. The pirate said, I'll give you a chance to tell you why I don't kill you. Whoever has a good reason, let him live.

Greed said, "I still have many treasures at home." If you don't kill me, I can take you ";

Jealousy said, "I've been unlucky all my life." Others are always better than me. Have pity on this poor man ";

Selfishness said, "What they both said is a lie. It's true that the greedy family has treasures, but he wants to lead you ashore and then report to the official to arrest you. " I am jealous of everything, but I am always dissatisfied. He said that in order to win your sympathy. "

The pirate patted selfish shoulder: "Good, good, thanks to you, otherwise I almost didn't fall for it." Immediately pushed greed and jealousy into the river.

"Well, now tell me your reasons." Pirates talk about selfishness.

"I want to join you and become a brave pirate."

"Good, very good. But you can betray your partner, and you will not be allowed to betray us in the future. " After that, the pirates pushed selfishness into the river.

Greed, jealousy and selfishness are all pirates in the human body. They will take away all the good things from you, including life.