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Love the beautiful big lion, perm a big curly hair, and have a good time at home.
So he went to the little squirrel's shop and said to the little squirrel, "I want a perm, please give me a perm!" " "The little squirrel said," Please see clearly that this is a laundry, not a perm shop. "
The lion went to the raccoon's shop again: "I want a perm, please!" " "Raccoon said," please, please see clearly, this is a shampoo shop, not a perm shop. "
The lion came to the store opened by sister goat: "I want a perm, please give me a perm!" " Sister goat said, "This is where I see a doctor, not where I have a perm." "
The lion went to the shop opened by the fox again: "I want a perm, please give me a perm!" " The fox said, "Please have a look." . I sell magic toys, not perms. "
The lion came to the shop opened by the little peacock: "I want a perm, please give me a perm!" " "The little peacock said," all right! Go back first and come back when I call you! "
The lion went home and waited. The little peacock asked the small animals in the forest to help prepare a lot of kites and corn kernels.
In the evening, she went to the door of the lion house and said, "lion-come out for a perm!" " "
The lion said, "Why burn your head in the middle of the night?"
At this time, it began to rain heavily outside. The little animal tied a kite to the lion's head, and corn grains were tied to the kite. Suddenly a flash of lightning hit the kite, turning the lion's hair into a curve and the corn kernels into popcorn.
The lion took a bite and said, "remember to give sugar next time you fry popcorn!" Good polysaccharide! "
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