Is there any joke that can make you laugh until you cry?

Brother... no... we are... She still remembers that day... It was a hot afternoon, and she had a quiz today, so she went home early. When she got home, her brother had already come back. Thoughtful and dazed there (maybe I'm hungry) Brother, are you hungry? I'm going to get some food and we can eat it later... (Brother didn't reply to her) She went to the kitchen to prepare the dishes. After a while, there seemed to be someone behind her. When she looked back, she suddenly appeared behind her. Phew! Brother, can you please make a sound next time? It scared me to death (strange! Brother’s eyes were red). At this moment, brother suddenly grabbed her hand and she was startled. Brother, he slowly took it out to her. As soon as she saw it, she knew what was going on. She kept struggling...it didn't work! We are brother and sister... If my mother knew... But my brother didn't listen at all and kept begging her. She was so dizzy that she seemed to have lost the ability to judge and she committed the crime in a daze. She regretted the serious mistake very much afterwards... But she didn't dare to tell her mother... So she said to her brother... Brother! You can do it again next time If I sign the test paper that you failed, I will tell my mother... (I want to face the wall crookedly for five minutes...) In such revenge, a 5-year-old child went to a five-star hotel and the manager said: "Find me a lady." The manager said, "We are a five-star hotel and there is no lady." So the child threw out 5,000 yuan and said, "Is there a lady?" The manager said, "Yes." The child said, "I want it." The manager said: "There are no sick people in our five-star hotel." The child threw out 5,000 yuan and said, "Find me a sick person." The child asked the manager. : "I had an affair with a sick lady. Am I also sick?" The manager did not dare to speak. The child threw out 5,000 and said, "Am I also sick?" The manager said, "Then he didn't run away. I will definitely take him, I will definitely take him." The child said, "Then I did it with our nanny. Is our nanny also sick?" Is he sick?" The manager said, "Then he didn't run away. He must be taken care of." The child said, "Then our nanny had an affair with my father. Is my father also sick?" If he doesn't run away, he must be taken care of. "The child said, "Then my father and my mother had sex, so is my mother also sick?" The manager said, "If he didn't run away, he must be taken care of." The child said. Said: "Then my mother and our driver did it. Is it because the driver is sick?" The manager said: "Then he didn't run away, I must take him, he must take him." The child thought for a while, patted the table and said: " Huh! You stinky driver, I'll let you crush my little frog to death." A fashionably dressed woman was walking on the streets of Zhengzhou late at night. A patrolman asked: "What are you doing?" The woman replied: "She works as a prostitute." The patrolman was solemn. Respected, he asked gently: "Which newspaper is it from?" ** replied shyly: "Wan Hua." Evening paper, not bad, I like it! " ** replied shyly: "This kind of work is usually done at night." Patrolman: "It's really hard to catch up on manuscripts at night." ** replied shyly: "Thank you for your understanding, brother, and I'll do it when I have time!" " Patrolman: "Okay, definitely!" The fortune teller said to the lady: Miss, your fortune is not good! The lady asked: Why? The fortune teller said: Because I saw a bad omen from you!! The lady replied: Then Can I just take off my bra! ! In the Internet cafe, there was a kid who was playing World of Warcraft and suddenly shouted, "Dad, someone is hitting me!" "Everyone of us present was surprised, thinking, there are people in World of Warcraft who recognize dad? At this moment, a middle-aged man's voice came from the other end of the Internet cafe: "Son, where are you? I'm coming! ! "Everyone in the Internet cafe was stunned. A few minutes later, the middle-aged man shouted: "Son, we can't beat them, they are well equipped, run! "Everyone went crazy.

After a while, a middle-aged woman entered the Internet cafe, looked around, then walked straight to the boy, picked up the boy's ear and scolded: "Didn't you go to the teacher's house to make up lessons!?" The boy covered his ear with one hand and pointed with one hand. On the other side of the Internet cafe, someone shouted: "Dad is here too!" His mother was surprised and looked, and sure enough! Immediately asked: "Didn't you go to work overtime?" Everyone in the Internet cafe fainted n times! His father defended himself by saying: Today I have twice the experience. His mother was overjoyed and said angrily: Fortunately, I asked for leave to come and have a look, otherwise you, father and son, would have surpassed me in level tonight, and you would have doubled the experience and not send me a text message? I'll see you when I go home tonight! Who is that? Oh, son, don’t be afraid, Mom is here, Mom will open the big trumpet to support you. Mom doesn’t believe that mother and son can’t kill her! The onlookers all sighed and said: If a wife is like this, what can a husband do? If a mother is like this, what can a son ask for? admire! I really admire it!!! Tang Seng: We should find a shortcut to learn Buddhist scriptures this time! Wukong: Flying is faster than riding a horse! Bajie: Shenliu is faster! Sha Monk took out a gun: I heard that this thing will send people to the West immediately. A person who rides a motorcycle likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buttoning them at the back to block the wind. One day he was driving drunk, overturned, and fell on the side of the road. When the police arrived... Police Officer A: What a serious car accident. Police Officer B: Yes, my head was hit in the back. Police Officer A: Well, he’s still breathing. Let’s help him turn his head back. Police Officer B: Okay... One or two times, I tried hard and turned back. Police Officer A: Huh? No breathing... These are the jokes made by teachers and students: Crossing out names One day during swimming lessons. Teacher: Whoever doesn’t get into the water, I’ll cross out his name on the roll call book. A certain student: I'm afraid if I make a mistake, my name will be crossed out from my family's household registration book. I ordered 2 dishes from the canteen at noon. When I ate the first dish, I was shocked: "Is there any dish in the world that tastes worse than this?" But when I ate the second dish, I cried: "There really is!" A woman left the night shift, and a man followed her with evil intentions. The woman was afraid. When she passed by the cemetery, she had an idea and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was so frightened that he ran away screaming. The woman felt at ease and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the tomb: Girl, you forgot to bring the key again. The woman was horrified and ran away. At this time, a tomb robber emerged from the tomb and said: Damn, it will delay my work and scare you to death! As soon as the tomb robber finished speaking, he found an old man next to him carving a tombstone with a chisel. He was curious and asked, and the old man said angrily, NND, they carved my name wrong... The tomb robber was so scared that he ran away screaming. The old man sneered: "Damn, you dare to compete with me for business, you are still young..." As he was talking, he accidentally dropped the chisel on the ground. The old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in the grass. In his hand, the old man was surprised when suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death! Change my house number randomly!". The old man pissed himself and rolled down the hillside! At this time, a scavenger crawled out of the grass and said, "Damn it, it takes so much effort to get a piece of iron." The host asked: Can cats climb trees? The eagle answered: Yes! Supporter: Give an example! The eagle was in tears. :That year, when I was asleep, the cat climbed up the tree...and then there were owls... Xiao Ming saw a poop on the ground. He went up and smelled it and it seemed like poop. He put a little bit of it in his mouth and tasted it. The elephant still pooped, and he said happily: "Fortunately, I didn't step on it. "The centipede was bitten by a snake and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. After diagnosis, the doctor said: Amputation is necessary to prevent the spread of the venom! The centipede thought: Fortunately, I have more legs! The doctor comforted: Brother, if you think about it, you will be an earthworm in the futurejjj< /p>