What are some interesting Weibo jokes?

1, pat me, my wallet says to support me for life.

2, patted me, my son said hello, big brother.

3. I patted mine, and the shower gel blew bubbles.

4. Pat me and burn the cone.

5, pat me, milk tea said this cup is my treat.

6. Pat me, and the rice said ten more bowls.

7. Pat my front grave and burn incense.

8. I was photographed, and I was arrested for breaking the law.

9. I patted mine and the pillow said come along.

10, pat me, the trash can says this is my home.