There is an urgent need for super funny short paragraphs of about 60 words.

A recruit always lags behind when he gets up. When he is scolded, he buys dyes and puts them on his body, which looks like camouflage. He was the first to rush out of the barracks when the bugle sounded in the middle of the night. The chief praised him: very good! Dress neatly, but next time, pay attention to the Grenade hanging in the back. The white rabbit raped the grey wolf and ran away. The wolf was angry and chased him. The rabbit dressed up as a gray rabbit and read the newspaper with glasses. The wolf asked, can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit that raped the wolf? Wolf shame: I'm KAO, so soon? Tufeifei took his son to the local water-splashing festival, and suddenly Tufeifei shouted, "Who spilled water on me!" The rabbit advised, "Dad, it is a blessing to splash water on you. The more, the better." Tufeifei shouted, "I know, but which idiot threw boiling water at me?" Little rabbit: "...! ! ! "