Three-minute funny speech

After entering a five-star hotel, the child went to the waiter and said, "Get me your manager."

The waiter said, "Sorry, the manager is not in."

The child patted 500 yuan and said, "Give me your manager."

The waiter called the manager at once.

"Find me a young lady," said the child.

"We are a five-star hotel with no ladies," said the manager.

The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a young lady."

The manager immediately found a row of ladies to choose from for the little boy.

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Find me a sick one. "said the child.

"We are a five-star hotel and we are not sick."

The child paid 5000 yuan and said, "Find me a patient."

The manager immediately found a row of sick ladies for the little boy to choose from.

The child found one at random and had sex with her.

The next day, the child came to the manager and asked, "I had an affair with the sick one, so am I sick, too?"

The manager didn't know what medicine the child bought in the gourd, so he said, "No, no,no."

The child patted 5000 yuan and said, "Say, I must be sick, right?" "

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~ the manager said excitedly when he collected the money.

"Then I go back and make a phone call with our little babysitter, and then our little babysitter must be ill, right?

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then our little babysitter has a phone call with my dad, so my dad must be ill, right?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then my father and my mother have a phone, so my mother must be ill, right?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

"Then my mother spoke to our driver on the phone. Then our driver must be ill, right?"

"That didn't run! ~ definitely! " ~

The child slapped the table and scolded, "Damn driver! Let you crush my little turtle! "