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1. There are signs of death!

2. Your life is over!

3. No chance of survival.

4. Pork belly and tenderloin.

5. I am the nemesis of the handicapped party.

6. Fire prevention, theft prevention and werewolf prevention.

7. Those who stand in my way cannot last long!

8. Feel the passing of time!

9. You are in the past tense.

10. My hair is messed up.

11. Ignorance is your fatal wound.

12. The day is the general, the night is the king.

13. Nothing is worth my time!

14. The day is frozen, the night devil.

15. The light of guidance illuminates the way forward.

16. Foolish people will die, you know it well!

17. I must have stepped on something.

18. Turn people into toads: reveal their prototypes.

19. The beast of the dead year will eat no more, and the year will be gone and the guests will return.

20. The colorful lanterns shine in the forest, and the heroes are fighting.

21. Victory or defeat will eventually come, and fireworks will change.

22. I saw the future, but you were not there.

23. It’s a pleasure to meet you across from me.

24. You can die under the skirt of the church, but you can be romantic even if you are a ghost.

25. Not only did you lose face, you also lost your life.

26. The reciprocation forms a cycle, and the fragrance adds to the beauty.

27. There is a fee for special services.

28. There are many disputes in early spring, but the dawn welcomes the festival.

29. Be the enemy of the world and fight against fate.

30. The ghost wolf howls at the frosty moon, and the north wind is as sad as a song.

31. The ice and snow books fade away, and the spring water rises.

32. The ice and snow gradually melted, and flowers filled the fields.

33. Let the blood flow and the tears flow.

34. The little talisman is waiting here obediently.

35. History’s record of you ends today!

36. Just now it was business, now it is personal grudge.

37. Countless challenges and overcome all difficulties.

38. Go out again and conquer all dissatisfaction.

39. Phantom Assassin, I am not your fan.

40. Skeleton King, do you feel anything about me?

41. I’m here! Can't catch me! Here now!

42. You are a sharp knife, guarding the tower in my heart.

43. The witch is so ignorant and pitiful.

44. So what if I fail, I will carry it with you if I lose.

45. The Moon Girl sacrifices my mount to have an affair with yours.

46. Realize the dream of youth and win, and everyone will go crazy together.

47. Shadow Shaman turns into a chicken: chicken flavor, crunchy.

48. Instead of lamenting that the road ahead is difficult, it is better to set out immediately.

49. I have already held the sword in my hand and fought hard just to achieve immortality.

50. When you were born, I foresaw your death!

51. Crystal Maiden, are you really a virgin? I doubt it.

52. No matter where the road ahead is, you will walk with me through the mountains and seas.

53. Razor, it would be embarrassing to take out your storm.

54. You are a dazzling light, and I am not afraid of the darkest night with you.

55. I have seen the future, but you are not in it.

56. What’s so fun about a body with only bones and no flesh.

57. None of our lives belong to ourselves. What's yours belongs to me.

58. Maybe you won’t jump around now, anti-mage.

59. Life is a promise to death, now is the time to fulfill it!

60. I guess my head is not valuable enough to you, Gondor.

61. Just like when you were alive, you died as boring and ignorant!

62. I will cut off the queen, Tide Hunter! I promise I won't stab you!

63. Remember my mantra, because you won’t hear it next time.

64. To the dead souls under my skirt, my body is the temple.

65. Just like when you were alive, you died as boring and ignorant.

66. Well, hello, Pudge! That’s an amazing hook!

67. War, no need to say more. Death has nothing to do with blood. Kill without mercy.

68. Arm yourself with knowledge, not a pile of scrap metal!

69. Arming yourself should be knowledge, not a pile of scrap metal.

70. Hey, do you think you come from the deep sea? Let me show you what the deep sea is!

71. Oh, Night Stalker, you're not the only one who can jump up and down at night.

72. You actually made a tree man? Well, Prophet, I don't think we can be friends anymore!

73. I know a fish-man like you in the Dark Reef, and he lives there like a year!

74. Dare you say that I walk slowly? If you also have big boobs, you can walk as fast as me. I am waiting for my prince charming. Love Letter Dota Classic Quotes

1. I just realized that what is the only thing in this world that can withstand the ravages of time? It's talent.

2. But now there is no DOTA1 competition. I can only say that I met the right person at the wrong time.

3. Regardless of appearance, ability is not written on the face.

4. Make fun of teammates who don’t know which way to go: You can just go to the river, but if there is water in the river, be careful and you will get drowned.

5. Don’t be afraid of the underworld, just be afraid of the underworld.

6. Sooner or later, a man will have to pay back his money, and a woman will get pregnant sooner or later.

7. Whenever a female fan adds me on QQ, I will refuse and leave a message saying, "Love has been sold out, please come soon in the next life."

8. One W, one E, then turn around and drop this one with A. Wow, hidden merit and fame.

9. Wearing red sandalwood on the left hand and amber on the right hand. Three mobile phones are placed on the table, all of which are golden apples.

10. Cut back to my dear intellectual prosthetic leg here.

11. He is laying on the floor next to the cesspit, not far from the cesspit.

12. Don’t love someone too hard, otherwise it will easily hurt your waist.

13. I am now a high-end player at the master level, or Dagaowan for short.

14. He didn’t let me finish the last hit and then gave me a kill. In this way, his goal was achieved and mine was achieved, and neither of us suffered a loss, right?

15. Medicine and condoms have not expired, but love has expired.

16. After all, I am also an injured man. I have lost three games in a row. I want to score more points.

17. I can only say that you will never understand my loneliness and coldness, and you actually call book-style humor frivolous, which breaks my heart.

18. Lower your head by courage, raise your head by strength.

19. Even if there is a strong wind or a big tsunami, a sincere person will not die.

20. From college to poop, from the World Cup to A cups, from outer space to the uterus.

21. So as the saying goes again, strength creates classics, and the king is no accident.

22. Watch AV to learn rhythm, read history to learn tactics, and read novels to learn details.

23. Don’t forget our slogan, only enter your body, not your life.

24. There is a lonely big fish man here. If you give him a thousand and one wishes at this time, he will definitely want a Tp.

25. When spring comes, the flowers bloom into a sea, and the longing becomes a disaster. There are many people on campus who dress so dangerously but look so safe.

26. For example, when I caught a cicada at the end of the year, I thought I had caught the summer; and for example, when I kissed her face at the end of the year, I thought I could last forever. .

27. It takes courage to lower your head, and strength to raise your head.

28. The score difference in the last match was 111 points, and the difference in this match is 11 points. I don’t know if single people are particularly connected to the number 1.

29. What is the difference between like and love? Those who like flowers go back to pick flowers, and those who love flowers go back to water them.

30. Make a floor next to the cesspit: the cesspool is not far away.

31. You are the bubble of Coca-Cola that makes me love you. You are so corrupted that I still don’t want to quit.

32. The mind of a master is like the starry sky. You can see it, but you cannot understand it.

33. Instead of emphasizing connotation with a man, it is more attractive to tell him that you allow creampie.

34. You gave me fantasy and deprived me of hope, making me feel depressed and lost my way.

35. Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, but wine cannot cure real sorrows.

36. I felt that I couldn’t deal with this poison, so I bought a 550 cape to trick myself.

37. Please note that at this time, Bai Niu's front bangs blocked his left eye, and his right eye saw through everything, and rushed at this time.

38. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves we hide with you.

39. I once lost a button, but when I found the button, I had already changed my clothes.

40. Ordinary ID, extraordinary experience, the same lust, but I lead the fashion.

41. My smile cannot be found on Baidu.

42. Others laugh at me for being too lewd, but I laugh at others for not being open-minded.

43. Children’s Day is coming soon. You can come to my snack shop to reminisce and buy a pack of Malice or Mimi shrimp crackers.

44. I didn’t dare to smoke when I was playing in the master room, because I was afraid of lighting up all their idiots.

45. I am now a high-end player at the master level, or Dagaowan for short.

46. I have cut my hair short and loved bad people.

47. Failed love is like a joke. When you are hot, you feel confused, but when you are cold, you feel stupid enough.

48. I pay more bills and get married.

49. Bai Niu’s front bangs blocked his left eye, but his right eye could see the whole world clearly. Hahaha. Classic quotes from dota heroes

1. I love it! For the Spider Kingdom! Sand King

20. Hoing. I am looking forward to the arrival of the legion.

Hidden Thorn

56. of Nerub! Feel Nerub’s dirty methods! Xiaoqiang

61. Your life e I come from the depths! Xiaoqiang

114. Death to all who oppose the Horde! Kill and maim all those who oppose the tribe! Chaos

115. I watched the barrow prisons for over 10,000 years! Sanctuary

116. Tyrande will pay for setting Illidan free! Tyrande will pay for setting Illidan free! Temple

117. I will reduce all to ashes. I will burn everything to the most primitive ashes! Blood Demon

118. Vengeance for ZulJin! For ZulJin. Divine Warrior

119. My ass always gets bloated during my spin cycle! My ass always gets bloated when I spin silk! Sand King

120. I'll make short work of them! I'll do it quickly! Druid

121. ing. Time is like a sword, and the sun and the moon are like a shuttle! Xiaoqiang

133. that mixed up. I will do it. Alchemist

136. Insufferable lout. What an insufferable stupid thing! Wandering Swordsman Dota Love Letter Classic Quotes

1. A big gold chain, a small watch, and three small barbecue meals a day.

2. In the orange sunset, a person’s dusk.

3. The development of love is two TV series. First, it is a Korean drama, which is very romantic, this and that, and then there is a famous Japanese drama.

4. There is a lonely big fish man here. If you give him a thousand and one wishes at this time, he will definitely want 100 Tp.

5. Oh, I can’t give you a lifetime, but I can give you once; I can’t give you happiness, but I can give you comfort.

6. Clicked on a signal. If you don’t come over, I won’t be able to protect you.

7. You see, happiness comes so suddenly. You may wonder why I started advertising before I finished speaking.

8. I can’t give you a lifetime, but I can give it to you once. I can't give you happiness, but I can make you comfortable.

9. I said I love you, but I didn’t say I only love you.

10. They all said I was crazy, but I said, that was the peak.

11. I am not married, but I have more bills.

12. Formatting myself can’t delete you.

13. Love is like a bank deposit, pitifully small; loneliness and desire are like a loan, with interest rates rising automatically.

14. Over the years, I have become tired of being handsome. I feel that my handsomeness lies not only in my face, but also in the soul behind my face.

15. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves that hide from the rain with you.

16. Rush again, thrust in! If it's empty, insert the well into the well.

17. Men have feelings and women have desires. Once the light is turned off, oh my gosh.

18. Little brother, I just know what it means to throw a toothpick into a volcano crater, a shrimp swimming in the West Lake, and a caterpillar passing through a cave.

19. No matter what difficulties you encounter, as long as your thinking does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties.

20. After Xiaojie fell in love, his girlfriend ignored me.

21. When a girl rows a boat, she does not rely on oars, but relies entirely on waves.

22. Not all girls go astray for money. Have you ever thought about the pain a girl endures and her loneliness when the neon lights no longer flash.

23. Waste one hundred and eighty, do a great health care, and still buy a pack of cigarettes.

24. I can only say, let the party members go first, I really have no choice.

25. Fire the cannon, fly the meteor fist, and use the big mouth in endless succession.

26. It will get dark, people will change, and one-third of technology is seven-tenths of deception.

27. Will anyone still say you are kind now? They just push the envelope.

28. Please don’t ask him to use his brain. The left brain is full of water and the right brain is full of flour. If he doesn’t move, it’s all paste.

29. I can endure him for a long time, but I only need a second to kill him.

30. One day when the dragon gets the water, I will make the Yangtze River water flow backwards.

31. Just because I don’t sing hoarse love songs doesn’t mean I haven’t been in pain.

32. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

33. No matter how kind-hearted you are, you can’t survive the wait.

34. I said that I used to have such bad luck, but I saved up all my luck to meet you.

35. He said he likes high-definition girls, and I said I like high-definition girls.

36. Wings against the wind are more suitable for flying.

37. It is better to have a prodigal than a dull child.

38. For example, when I was 8 years old, I caught a cicada, and I thought I had caught the summer; another example, when I was 18 years old, I kissed her face, and I thought it was okay. To eternity.

39. If you compare the number one position to a man and the auxiliary position to a woman, then what disappoints women is not that you don’t have money, but that they don’t see hope in you.

40. He must have eaten unclean seafood yesterday, otherwise why would his skin be so itchy?

41. If I go over there, the Shadow Demon must die! The sand king can be spared.

42. The quality is very good and will last forever.

43. When a tall building rises from the ground, it is better to rely on yourself than to rely on anyone.

44. There is no shortcut to sexual happiness, only management.

45. Can you leave me some last bit of self-esteem, if it weren’t for the fact that you are a girl? If you make me anxious, I tell you, I will be on fire right now.

46. There is one white tiger left here. I think there is no need for the eldest brother to come forward. The eldest brother is responsible for pushing down the tower.

47. But now there is no DOTA competition. I can only say that I met the right person at the wrong time.

48. Here comes again, here comes you again.

49. The scores of the last match were different, and the scores of this match are different. I don’t know if single people are particularly connected to this number.

50. You will fall in love with me only if the world is turned upside down.

51. I felt that I couldn’t deal with this poison, so I bought a cloak to trick myself.