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If there is no swearing at flatterers, the irony is the sentences of those flatterers.
Go home and take a good look at a mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your mind. Play dumb.
3.* * * is * * *, and you can't be a princess with glass shoes.
Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?
It's not poverty that inhibits my imagination, it's your temperament that doesn't match.
6. Everyone who looks good has a story, and the whole TM that looks ugly is an accident.
7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
8. You are completely complacent intermittently, and you are constantly lazy and waiting for death.
9. Sometimes you are as optimistic as a fart and always think that you can shake the earth.
10, don't look at me with that kind of bitterness, scold me if you dare!
1 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.
12, don't look down on me with your dog, I'm stronger than you think.
13, I don't see any difference between you and a dog. You look a little human!
14, your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.
15, take my advice, it doesn't matter if your brain is empty, just don't enter the water.
16, your feet can't kick out your shit, so you are clean.
17, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.
18, I'm a bloody BMW. Don't spill blood all over you after filming. Look at your coquettish smell.
19, when you meet a generous person, I will give you a brick and you will know what liver fibrosis is.
20. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.
2 1, whether it's a man or a dog, I laughed. Take your time.
22. I don't care how powerful and awesome you are. In my eyes, you can only be regarded as garbage.
23, your IQ can break through your height limit, a little higher?
24. After all, you are already so ugly. Can you be more beautiful?
25, the person is not good, the mouth is not sweet, looks awkward, and has no money.
26, you have a bright future, and you are coquettish enough.
27. Seeing you is like seeing a small green vegetable in the market, 50 cents each.
28, * * * will always be * * *, even if the economic crisis is not expensive.
29. I always thought you just had bad skin, but I didn't expect you to belong to hemorrhoids! You dare to jump out when you pretend to be forced.
30. When I have money, I will take you to the best hospital.
3 1, with your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so keep slim.
32.damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
When treating you as a person, please try to act like a person.
34. The flatterer finally wants to ride a horse. With your skill, be careful to fall out of your mouth and eyes when riding a horse.
35. You are cool, you are cool. You drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, have a waterfall in your mouth, and your limbs are like sleepers. You think you are The Story Of Diu Sim Lyu3 bu4, but you are actually an Antarctic native.
36. Your father has rotted your grass. Why are you still selling B on the street? Go home and shout * * * for everyone.
37. * * * slut, the hammer grows on the skull. I wonder why the World Expo didn't ask you to participate.
38. You really treat yourself like a human being. You deserve it!
39. Women's universities have changed eighteen times and become more and more casual.
40. Look at your gentle appearance. Why can't you speak human words?
4 1, you flatter me so much that you can shoot me three times if you fart. You don't have enough hands to shoot with your mouth.
42. What brand of plastic bag are you? It's easy to take.
43. Be careful not to kiss up to the horse. As a result, it kicked a leg on the horse's leg and kicked a fork.
44. Your main problem is that you don't read much and buy too many books, but you read too little and love to think and talk.
45, you idiot 13 is like a crop in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.
46. I don't want to judge a book by its cover. I tried to see your soul. As a result, your soul is no more beautiful than your appearance.
47. You said it was not waiting for you to turn over, but the salted fish turned over, or the salted fish.
48, get out of here. Keep rolling.
49. You don't talk to me just because I don't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with 1 pig.
50. You are a natural motivator.
5 1, flatter, but pat on the horse's leg, one leg kicked a fork. What a dick!
52. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
53, wearing a low-cut dress with a hand block is too selfless.
Don't look up, just look up and the ozone layer will be broken.
55. If someone scolds you, you say you are an animal. If he talks, you say, oh, the beast scolds me.
56. There is a big plate on these two lips.
57. If the dog bites you, can you bite the dog back?
58. In the past, I only knew that piggy can hum when he can't talk, but later I met you and realized that you can hum more than piggy. I was just talking about you, and you were humming!
59, you are not conducive to social development, don't let labor catch you, or you will be abolished!
60. Since you got * *, you are much more energetic!
6 1, give you the face you want, it is polite to talk to you.
I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.
63. You think you are a pencil box with so many pens in it!
64. I don't swear, because I never swear.
65. Let me put it this way. It's no use talking too much. If you tell the dog these words, it will know that I am scolding it. If I tell you, you'll think I'm praising you.
66. The world is big, but it is bigger than the brain you lack.
Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.
68. Don't say that you are not qualified to drive. You look illegal.
69. When treating you as a person, will you try to be humane?
I'm sorry, but I can't stand this. I scold everyone I see.
7 1, since you got * *, you have been much more energetic.
72. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
73. I really envy your skin. It's so well maintained.
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