Does anyone have a funny joke that can be sent to my mobile phone? Yes, please leave the last four digits of your mobile phone number, and I will give you points!

I went shopping in the shopping center yesterday and saw two interesting children. Both of them are four or five years old. One of them took the hand of another crying child and said as he walked, don't cry, don't cry. Let's go to your mother, first to your mother, then to my mother. A shop assistant next to me looked at it and said, Come on, little friend, I'll take you to your mother. Guess what the child who didn't cry said: Let's go, now adults love to lie to children!

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1, I heard that you were trafficked yesterday, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? Alas! I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell!

I saw you in the street just now. Why do you always shake your hair when walking? Pat yourself on the shoulder? A lot of dandruff is not like this, is it? Be careful not to be caught taking ecstasy!

I dreamed of you last night and sent you home. We walked towards a beautiful building. As you said, you ran in. I looked at your figure and saw that it said mental hospital.

4. In my eyes, you always look carefree, you always eat with relish, you always sleep soundly ... I envy you, alas, sometimes I think it's good to be a pig like you!

I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-Sofa!

6. Read the following words and you will get a job with a monthly salary of 2 million. These problems are as follows: the purpose of this paper is both.

7, strange strange really strange, found that Italy voted for Chun Lv, Chun Lv has a brain problem, don't eat, don't drink, don't rest, where is the Wen Chun green, is buried in reading text messages!

8. One question stumped me. I think only you can help me. What does the following sentence mean? If you know, tell me. The original text of this sentence is "a pig who reads a lot is"

9. Hello, this is the QQ song ordering system. A friend of yours ordered a song for you, Special Love for Special You. Because the system is busy, please hum yourself!

Trust you once.