The joke of the girl picking mushrooms

1. A couple gave birth to four daughters, and the words of making love are often heard by the daughters.

One day, the eldest daughter asked her mother: What is sperm? Her mother replied: snot.

The second daughter asked: What is coercion? Her mother's answer is mouth.

The third daughter asked what is a contraceptive? Her mother said it was a hat.

The fourth daughter asked: what is fuck? Her mother's answer is: eat.

Two days later, it snowed heavily and it was very cold. Their uncle came to their house and just came in.

The eldest daughter said lovingly, uncle, why don't you wear birth control pills in such a cold day?

The second daughter said, look, your cold sperm are all out.

The third daughter went on to say: Yes, yes. Look, it froze my uncle's blood.

Her uncle got up to leave, and her fourth daughter panicked. She grabbed her uncle's sleeve and said:

Uncle, you have come so far, you have to force yourself to leave anyway.

One day, a man lived in seclusion in the mountains and lay naked on the grass to rest. Suddenly a little girl picking mushrooms came: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 5 ..." Finally she gave up and left. This man is cool. The next day he was still sleeping naked here, and a bear picking mushrooms came: "65438. .....

Does the landlord understand? interesting

When a man passed a house, a used condom suddenly flew down from the second floor window and landed on his head. The man felt sick and angry, so he went to the door of the house and knocked hard at the door.

An old man opened the door and asked him why he knocked so hard.

Someone asked, "Who lives on the second floor?"

The old man replied, "What does this have to do with you? My daughter and her fiance live on it. "

The man handed the condom to the old man and said, "Well, I just want to tell you that your grandson fell from the window!" " "

Hope to adopt