Help write a string of words about hotels.

Dear leaders and guests, thank you for coming to our hotel in spite of your busy schedule. On behalf of all the staff, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks for your coming. We have prepared roast whole sheep with Xinjiang characteristics. Please have a taste. At this important moment, let's cut the ribbon for us with warm applause!

It seems that it can't be too gorgeous or it will be too fake and easy to make people laugh.