Jokes avoid teachers.

The invigilator found that some students were cheating and angrily pointed at the students and shouted: You … you … you … you … you … you dare to cheat, stand up!

Then five students stood up!

I'll be a worker when you enter a foreign company, because it's a day when invigilators are particularly numerous-sit in front of me! Life!

1.& lt& lt kung fu >> invigilator: Students who cheat with textbooks, please come out!

Cheating examinee: I won't cheat anything!

Invigilator: Huh? Dare to talk back? Don't you think it's not cheating to know that a cat with three legs is recruited?

Cheating candidates: Cheating is not illegal. Do I have to tell you that I have learned to be at home?

Invigilator: Shit! Don't think I won't arrest you just because I'm handsome!

Cheating candidate: I'm not afraid. Even if I catch one person, there will be ten million people in Qian Qian.

Invigilator: Oh ... ...

2.& lt& lt thief-free world & gt；; version

Invigilator: That classmate, how did you cheat?

Cheating candidate: Who cheated here? Stand up and show my teacher! Teacher, look, no one stands up. Nobody cheats here.

Invigilator: I like it very much. I hate it when you cheat with your textbooks. You have no technical content at all! Hey, how did you copy the book just now? Like this? ..... like this? ..... (imitating the action of the examinee who cheated just now)

Cheating candidate: (smile apologetically) OK, put your hands down ... put them down.

Invigilator: What are you laughing at? Criticize you! Be serious! Do you know what is most precious in the examination room? Wind measurement! Organized and undisciplined! I can tell you responsibly that the teacher is very angry and the consequences are very serious!

Cheating examinee: Teacher, cut me some slack. I can't get caught, I'm terminally ill!

Invigilator: No way.

Cheating candidates: alas! I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. Those who know me make me worry, and those who don't know me make me want.

Invigilator: Oh ... ...

3.& lt& lt ambush on all sides >> version

Invigilator: You forced me to arrest you!

Cheating examinee: You can take my paper, but you can't remember my name!

Invigilator: Oh ... ...

4. < < 2046 > > Version

Cheating examinee: Even if I help you set a negative example today.

Invigilator: Well, please help me if necessary in the future.

Cheating examinee: faint ... ...

5.& lt& lt mobile phone >> version

Invigilator: I have repeatedly taught you that cheating is very troublesome. You are in trouble.

Cheating candidate: Teacher, give me another chance.

Invigilator: You said you wanted to turn over a new leaf. I think you want to have a relapse!

Cheating candidates: be kind ~ ~

Invigilator: Oh ... ...

6.& lt& ltHero >> version

Cheating examinee: I know you are looking at me. I let you catch me on purpose.

Invigilator: But I won't arrest you. Because the highest state of grasping is-don't grasp!

Cheating examinee: faint ... ...

7.& lt& lt Infernal Affairs & gt version

Cheating candidates: Why? I just want to pass the exam. Isn't that okay?

Invigilator: Sorry, I'm the invigilator.

Cheating candidates: I have reported so many cheating candidates to you. Give me a chance.

Invigilator: Sorry, I'm the invigilator.

Cheating examinee: faint ... ...