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We are all very happy today, so am I, so I went on stage to tell you a short stand-up comedy to entertain and make you happy. This short paragraph is called "change". Currency is the exchange currency in our normal work, office remuneration, economic transactions and other activities, and it is an indispensable material embodiment in our daily life. Dad generally refers to a title for father or male elder. For example, we call dad "dad" in Xingtai, Handan, Hebei, Shandong and Henan. After talking for a long time, "money" and "dad" are not necessarily related. Of course, there is also a saying that "money is father and milk is mother". This is a metaphor, but there is indeed a kind of person who is greedy and sees money like his father. We have such couples everywhere. When we lived in the old place, there was a neighbor named Qian. When Qian retired from other places, the unit gave us a retirement allowance. I don't know how many, but there are many. His son and daughter-in-law saw Qian's father come back with a lot of money. The young couple were very happy. They arranged a comfortable bed for the old man in the North House. The old man is satisfied with the money his father coaxed him all day. As a result, the old man gave all his money to the young couple The money was given to the young couple, but the young couple fought over the money and wanted to take care of it. After some disputes, the daughter-in-law obtained the management right of the money, and the couple also reached an agreement: the money was given by the father, and the father was also surnamed Qian. When managing money, you must remember to manage dad, both of them. But the daughter-in-law added: Your father's surname is Qian, and so are you. With this money, I can't care so much- We might as well change the name of money to "your father". Hearing this, the young man said, "Well, call it' your dad', and others will listen well." After that, the daughter-in-law hid the money, and the young couple just called it "your dad." Alas, "give me some of your father." "What do you want your father to buy?" My wife is very narrow-minded. She hides her money here today and where to hide it tomorrow. Once the young man found the money and took some wine with his partner. As a result, one day his daughter-in-law found that there was less money and shouted at her husband: "Why is your father less?" The husband said, "You take care of your father. Who knows how your father disappeared? " When the wife saw her on time, the husband took it and denied it. No, it has to change. She hid the money in the quilt again. After a while, her husband found out, and the young man stole the money and took it out to change places. As a result, when sleeping at night, his wife found that the money was gone and shouted, "Where's your father?" The young man pretended not to know and said, "What's the matter?" The wife said, "I hid your father in the quilt." Why not? "