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The name of the story in Water Margin

1. Wu Song fights tigers

Liangshan hero Wu Song went home to visit his brother and passed by Jingyanggang on the way. After drinking eighteen bowls of wine at the Gangxia Hotel, I staggered up the hill. Nothing happened, but I saw a tree that said: "The tigers in Jingyanggang have recently injured people, but there are passing merchants, so they should cross the hill in groups, so don't make any mistakes."

Wu Song thought that this was a scary letter written by the restaurant in order to let passers-by stay in his shop, so he ignored it and continued to move forward. When the sun was about to set, Wu Song came to a dilapidated temple and saw a government notice posted on the temple door. After Wu Song read it, he learned that there was a real tiger on the mountain. When he was about to go back to the hotel, he was afraid of the store's joke, so he continued to move forward.

Due to the attack of alcohol, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he suddenly heard a strong wind howling, and a tiger with upturned eyes and a white forehead pounced towards Wu Song. He hurriedly dodged and hid behind the tiger.

The tiger jumped, and Wu Song dodged again. The tiger got anxious, roared, and hit Wu Song with its tail. Wu Song jumped away in a hurry, and when the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick, exerted all his strength, and hit the tiger's head hard. Just a "click" sound was heard, and the whistle stick hit the branch.

The tiger's bestiality became stronger and it rushed towards Wu Song again. Wu Song threw away half of the stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin of the tiger's head with his left hand and hit the tiger's head with his right hand. After a while, the tiger was killed. The tiger beat her so hard that her eyes, mouth, nose and ears were bleeding everywhere. She lay on the ground unable to move.

Wu Song was afraid that the tiger would pretend to be dead, so he raised his half-whistle stick and beat him for a while. When he saw that the tiger was really out of breath, he stopped. From then on, Wu Song became famous.

2. Drunk and beating up Jiang Menshen

Wu Song was sent to the Mengzhou prison camp to manage the camp and show favor to Zhong's son, who admired him and the two became sworn sworn friends. Shi Enzhi's hotel was occupied by the bully Jiang Menshen. Wu Song was furious when he heard about it. He rushed to Happy Forest with wine, pretended to be drunk and made a scene. First, he threw Mrs. Jiang Menshen into a wine vat at the "Heyang Fengyue" wine shop.

Later, Jiang Menshen arrived and punched him so hard that he repeatedly begged for mercy. Foxwoods Hotel was returned to Shi En.

3. Beat Zhen Guanxi to death with three punches

Ruda rushed to the inn where the Jin family and his daughter were staying early the next morning and arranged for their safe departure until the Jin family's father The woman had already left the city and had just left the inn.

He rushed to Zheng Tu’s butcher shop and asked Zheng Tu to cut the meat into minced meat himself in the name of Jing Lue Mansion. Zheng Tu first cut ten kilograms of fine meat, and then ten kilograms of fat meat. He worked all morning, but was told that he had to cut ten kilograms of cartilage. ?

Zheng Tu then realized that Luda was teasing him. In anger, he picked up the knife and went to fight Luda, but was kicked down by Luda. Luda scolded Zheng Tu angrily and punched him three times in a row, but missed and killed him. Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly left the scene while claiming that Zheng Tu had faked his death.

4. Three Mountains gathered together to attack Qingzhou

After Song Jiang defeated Hu Yanzhuo's chain of horses, Hu Yanzhuo did not dare to return to the court. He escaped alone on the imperially gifted black horse that kicked the snow, and rested in a hotel. Unexpectedly, his horse was stolen by the peach blossom mountain minions.

Hu Yanzhuo had no choice but to go to Qingzhou to join the prefect Murong. Magistrate Murong took Hu Yanzhuo into custody. Teach him to attack Taohua Mountain first and seize the horse given by the emperor, and then attack Erlong Mountain and Baihu Mountain.

To suppress the enemy together, he should do his best to protect the performance, and then teach Hu Yanzhuo to lead his troops to revenge. Hu Yanzhuo immediately borrowed two thousand soldiers and horses from Qingzhou to attack Taohua Mountain. Zhou Tong could not resist the enemy, so he discussed with Li Zhong and wrote a letter to ask for help from Erlong Mountain. Lu Zhishen, Yang Zhi, and Wu Song personally led people to rescue them.

While the two sides were fighting, Magistrate Murong summoned Hu Yanzhuo to fight Kong Ming and Kong Liang in Baihu Mountain. Hu Yanzhuo captured Kong Ming alive. Kong Liang fled to Erlong Mountain to tell Wu Song about the incident.

Wu Song introduced Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi. So the troops from the three mountains went to attack Qingzhou. Later, Kong Liang went to Liangshanbo to invite Song Jiang's troops to arrive. Since then, eleven leaders of Taohuashan, Erlongshan and Baihushan have joined Liangshanbo.

5. Making a Routine in the Wild Boar Forest

Lu Zhishen became friends with Lin Chong, the instructor of the 800,000 Forbidden Army. Gao Yanei, the son of Taiwei Gao Qiu, framed Lin Chong for seizing Lin Chong's wife. Lin Chong was assassinated and sent to Cangzhou.

Gao Yanei secretly gave some money to the men who escorted Lin Chong and ordered them to kill Lin Chong on the way. When they reached the wild boar forest, when the two were about to start a fight, Lu Zhishen jumped out from the side and beat the two men.

Lin Chong persuaded Lu Zhishen to spare their lives. It turned out that Lu Zhishen had known that these two men had evil intentions and followed them all the way here.

Afterwards, Lu Zhishen escorted Lin Chong to Cangzhou.