What funny jokes are there around you?

It is said that one evening in the winter of 1973, our troops went to a seaside village somewhere in Liaoning for winter training and stayed in villagers' homes.

As soon as they moved in, their comrades carried forward the old tradition of the army: picking firewood for the landlord, carrying water and cleaning the yard. Qi, a fellow villager who was still a battalion sergeant at that time, grabbed the pole, provoked two empty barrels, and walked to the distant well with small steps.

On the other hand, just after a heavy snow, the ruler wiped away the thick snow all over the earth in Ma Pingchuan.

Soon, Qi saw that the pulley well was still a few feet away from him, so he quickened his pace.

Suddenly, there was a bang, accompanied by a loud cry of "Ah" from Guo Kai, but only his head was above the horizon.

"No, that guy fell into the cesspit!" The landlord exclaimed. Comrades and the landlord hurried away. Everyone, too many cooks, struggled to drag him out of the cesspit. I saw that Qi's two hands were still clutching the two barrels, and he also dragged them out.

At this time, the humorous battalion commander Wen Xun arrived and did not forget to ridicule: "Little guy, you picked up these two barrels quite full!" Everyone laughed. The battalion commander's jeep carried Qi to the seaside. ...

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1 The father at the same table in junior high school is our headmaster. One day this guy skipped class and went out to play. When he left, he asked me to write him a note. I made up an excuse to say that his grandfather died and went home to have a look. As a result, the class teacher brought a wreath and went to his house the next morning.

The mother gave her six-year-old son an arithmetic problem: "You have six apples. Dad took two and mom took four. How many do you have left? "

As a result, the son was very excited after listening: "Is this what people do?"

I caught a cold when I was 3 years old. My mother gave me some pills before going to bed at night. Father suddenly called me several times in the middle of the night. I asked why, and he said, "Nothing, your mother said she gave you the wrong medicine. Let me see if you are still there. " Me: ",,,,"

When watching The Journey to the West, my little nephew danced and danced. My brother asked him, "Silly son, are you the Monkey King?" The nephew said directly, "Yes, your grandfather is here!"

I am still crying.