Help! Jokes about giant pandas.

1 Such a bright thread is at the foot of my bed, and the panda is burning incense.

I can't stop killing, my eyes are full of tears.

The panda can't burn. Turn it off and then turn it on.

Jianfeng Bao honed herself, and the panda fragrance came from the Internet.

Endless incense burns out and endless pandas roll in.

Physical and mental fatigue will never regret, and people will be haggard for cats.

Because of yet we called and urged a thousand times before she started toward us, I want to cut the panda knife.

After a brief encounter, the panda burns incense.

Panda snow is white, but snow loses its fragrance to cats.

The earth endures, and the sky endures; One day both will end, and the fragrance is endless.

7 cats burn Kyushu incense, and several families are happy and several are sad.

8 incense burns gradually, the machine is destroyed and people die, and pandas can have no computer room.

It is difficult to burn incense, and it is also difficult to kill weak computers.

Pandas burn incense and countless netizens bend their backs.

10 evil, this cat wants to burn my incense, the mountain has no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony. This cat must be killed.

1 1 tribute to the wooden horse Kabbah room, the panda came in an instant.

Burning incense on both sides of the strait can't stop. The virus has infected Chung Shan Man.

12 panda shovel eradication day, don't forget to tell us about the family sacrifice.

13 Speaking of a thousand lines of panda tears, I don't know when I will stop burning incense.

Where there are no pandas, why unrequited love for three incense.

Panda never dies, and its fragrance is inexhaustible. What if antivirus is sweeping away tears?

Every panda on the road must avoid it, not its owner.

Because there are many pandas in the world, there are many poisons on the earth.

A panda can destroy the machine, and a bunch of antivirus will be turned off.

14 A panda was caught in a long drought, and it burned incense in its hometown.

Anti-virus night in the computer room, when it is installed tomorrow morning.

15, looking for cats in my dream, suddenly looking back at the hedge.

16 If you don't win, the panda will come to your house in the future.

17 pandas should reconcile but don't tie knots. When should they burn incense?

18 unwittingly hibernates and the virus stays.

Panda burns incense at night, how many documents are destroyed?

19 The rise of Jiang Min is bleak

Jinshan Norton moved,

Kaspersky fell off his horse.

Pandas burn incense,

Everyone in the net is dying!

20 old cats crouch, aiming at thousands of opportunities; The virus burns incense in its twilight years.

2 1 A full panda can't be caged.

All 22-year-old cats are similar, but the scent is different every year.

23 pandas leave home with incense, and their toxicity has not changed.

Kabbah met a stranger and smiled and asked where the cat came from.

I advise you to burn one more wick incense, and the system can be restored without mirroring.

25 machine room scenery,

Thousands of miles away,

Wan Li is half disabled.

Inside and outside the firewall,

The ruins are vast;

Move back and forth on the hard disk,

Run away immediately.

You dance the tomahawk,

I shot the sniper,

The detection rate of antivirus software is high.

Memory is so scarce,

Attract countless computers to compete.

Cherish the Millennium bug,

Failed to succeed;

Happy time,

The soul will disappear in two months.

A generation of tianjiao,

Shocked and shocked,

Only know computers.

It was all over,

Count the wind viruses,

Look at the panda.

Blue sky, yellow flowers, the west wind is tight, pandas burn incense. Xiao lai, who dyes exe? It always smells like a panda.

Panda has been formatted, and here is a spare white hard disk.

The panda is gone forever, and the netizen's hard disk is empty.

Panda burns three incense, and the system is all E X E

Where is the important information? Damn pandas are sad.

When did the panda burn incense?

What do you know about poisoning?

The ghost disappeared again last night,

This system is unbearable and slow.

The document program should still exist,

It's just that the icon has changed

Ask how sad you can be,

Like a river flowing eastward.

Have you found that the brand-new computer has just come back, and the Pentium dual-core will never come back?

Didn't you see the poisoning reloading the sad white hair, although it was silky black in the morning and turned into snow at night?

Oh, let a spirited person take risks where he wants to go, and don't let the forum be empty.

The born panda is useful, and you will come back after burning incense for 1000 yuan.

Crash the blue screen and have fun. Restore one button for 300 seconds.

In August, oranges and gray pigeons must be drunk, and the cup will not stop.

Let me sing you a song! Please open a video for me.

Pirated XP is not expensive enough, I hope the long net will not be dropped.

Networms have been lonely since ancient times, but making drugs has left a name.

Wang Chen used to stay up all night, and the optical fiber was hilarious.

Why do you say, my master, your money is gone? , to buy wine, we drink together! .

Keywords MSI board, ASUS card,

Hu Er will change the meat and sell it with you forever. -

The born panda will be useful and burn a thousand incense.

Don't forget to tell us about the family sacrifice on Panda Shovel Eradication Day. . .

The wooden horse is not clean, the panda goes first and half the machines stop. .

The night gave me a black panda, but I used it to burn incense.

"Two Butterflies": "Honey, you burn slowly, and be careful of the antidote that rises ahead. Dear, don't flinch, Kaspersky will make you intoxicated. ..... I'm entangled with you and burning, flying over this network cable forever. When the panda began to burn incense, I had no regrets about crashing with you. "

The theme song "Chrysanthemum Terrace" of "Golden Flower in the City";

"Your tears, weak due to injury. A screen full of panda incense, delete it. The panda went crazy and lit three incense sticks. Who was cold and desperate in front of the computer? The cat worships slowly, and the fragrance is dark yellow. I am slumped in my chair, insane, where is the road? Who will think about it for me? The cold wind blows away and my face is haggard. Panda worship, three sticks of incense, your smile has turned yellow. Reloading and reloading, I panicked. Jiang Min kills, rises and moves, and your shadow continues to cut, leaving me beside the machine. "

Li Bai's Into the Wine:

"Have you found that the panda's incense went online, the system crashed and never came back? You can't help it if you don't see the anti-virus software, just like the target at dusk. Although you are infected, you should be happy, but don't let the microcomputer fly to the moon. "

"A wick your fragrance, please listen for me. System files are not expensive enough. I hope the panda will not be updated. In ancient times, viruses were lonely, and only pandas kept their names. "

The cat virus flow from the internet is a trick and two worries. There is no way to eliminate this poison, so I frown, but I feel it.

Purple smoke rose from the Rizhao incense burner, and it was suspected that the panda was burning incense.

When did the panda burn incense? What do you know about poisoning? Ghost disappeared again last night, and the system was unbearable and slow. The file program should still exist, but the icon has been changed. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a river flowing eastward.

Pandas have to be reinstalled to burn incense. How can I solve my troubles? Only Du Kang.

If it doesn't break out in burning incense, it will perish in burning incense.

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Pandas are mainly fragrant.

Panda lives forever, burning incense lives forever. Let's do it better. (Philips Electronics)

Let the panda burn more fragrant. Legendary world, infinite possibilities. (Grand Legend World Classic Propaganda Words)

The panda burned incense and died. Do it. (Nike sneakers)

Let's do it better. (Philips Electronics)

Let the panda burn more fragrant.

Legendary world, infinite possibilities. (Grand Legend World Classic Propaganda Words)

The panda burned incense and died. Santana: Panda owns Santana and travels around the world to burn incense.

The road to success starts from scratch. (delighted)

Panda Road, incense burning begins.

This year's festival, no incense, no incense! Only burn panda incense! Panda fragrance! Panda fragrance!

Always sincere! (Haier Electric)

Burning incense to collapse!

No matter whether a white cat or a black cat can burn incense, it is a good cat.

Metersbonwe Bang Wei Panda, don't burn incense.

I want to burn it more fragrant ~ ~ ~ ~ burn it more fragrant ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Uncle Li is very angry, and the consequences are very serious-world without thieves panda is very proud and burns incense very diligently ~ ~ ~ ~

Burn your own incense and let others talk!

Burn a column during the day, not sleepy; Burn another stick of incense at night and sleep soundly.

Calcium in calcium: It smells good now. It contains a lot of gold. Burn one column, pass five columns, convenient! Look at me, it is easy to burn five pillars at a time!

Since the incense is burned, it is useless to go up, Jinshan can't open it, and it is boring to reinstall the system!

Other categories

The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest.

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

Education should face modernization, the world and the future.

Burning incense should face the Internet, the world and the future.

Develop sports undertakings and enhance people's physique,

Develop pandas to burn incense and improve the quality of netizens.

Let the incense burn more violently!

Let's pay tribute to the national treasure!

Panda Panda, I love you just as mice love rice.

Once there was a real fragrance in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. I didn't know I would regret it until I was poisoned. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to each panda: I will burn it. If I have to add a number to this perfume, I hope it is ... ten thousand!

Huang Jianxiang's version of the giant panda burns incense

Infection, ok, it's in, the user is operating, it's an attack! Attack! Attack! Panda has made great achievements by burning incense, panda has made great achievements by burning incense! Don't give antivirus software any chance. Giant pandas burn incense! He inherited the glorious tradition of China virus. Rose, Weijin and Orange are possessed by souls at this moment in August. As a virus, panda burning incense represents the long history and tradition of computer viruses. At this moment, it is not a virus fight, it is not a virus. ...

Stephen Chow Moonlight Box Edition

Once there was a computer streaking on the Internet. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it after losing it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will say three words to that computer: "I'm coming". If I have to give this virus a deadline, I hope it is, 10 thousand years.

World without thieves edition.

1 and 2 1 What is the most precious in the century? Panda!

2. I can tell you responsibly that the panda is very angry and the consequences are very serious!

This time the panda is a training team, and the other time it is constantly changing.

4. Who is the panda? It was the panda who stood up for me. Look, no panda stands up. There are no pandas here.

5, the name of the panda burning incense, panda burning incense

6. I hate you pandas most. You have no technical content at all.