Mom laughs at you for being mean and filial.

Source | Lu Lu badminton said (WeChat official account: lulu_blog)

I don't like festivals, especially those named after someone in my life, such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Children's Day, Valentine's Day and Women's Day. ...

There are 365 days in a year. On Mother's Day, you should love your mother and send blessings and gifts. Does this mean that in the remaining 364 days, these are unnecessary? Logic can be compared.

In this world, it is businessmen who love festivals the most. Behind every festival full of affection, there are thousands of real money flowing in Qian Qian.

From the end of April, Mother's Day can be seen everywhere in the street:

The most thoughtful gift, for our favorite mother.

The most worthy gift, dedicated to our best mother.

Perfect gift for our dearest mother.

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Or:

Do you remember when your mother was young? Please scan the QR code!

Have you ever seen the white hair on your mother's head? Please scan the QR code!

Let's wish all mothers in the world happiness! Please scan the QR code!

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All kinds of news, scrambling, overwhelming, 365-degree beating our nerves that stayed up late for a long time, were ravaged by our boss and ignored by our husbands, and were on the verge of collapse. In the final analysis: "Mother's Day, don't spend some money, don't spend some traffic, are you still human?"

This makes me a dutiful son, which is simply stressful. I can only face the wall. What shall I face you with, my red filial piety?

Because of me, I have a mother who is watertight, invulnerable, with only horseshoes and no horse's ass. She doesn't want to feel me at all, so she wags her tail to please her heart.

My mother, first of all, she doesn't eat seafood, dairy products, sweets, spicy food, oil, beef and mutton or pork. She doesn't drink alcohol, coffee, tea, drinks or fruit juice, and she doesn't like to eat ginseng, bird's nest, ganoderma lucidum and sea cucumber.

Secondly, she doesn't wear makeup, maintenance, jewelry, watches, clothes or shoes, let alone a nice bag.

Moreover, my mother doesn't like traveling, and her blood pressure began to rise the night before, because she had to catch a plane and train. No matter how good the hotel is, it's not her own bed and she can't sleep well.

The core is that my mother has a negative and rebellious guess about expensive things, which is so logical that I can't refute it.

Bus is the most effective means of travel besides walking, especially in cities where the old-age card is free, because the subway is closed; By taxi, the driver always detours; Didi? Forget it. Don't you watch the news? Life is more important!

When you buy food, you must go to the market at five o'clock in the morning, not to the supermarket. The dishes under the small box are all overnight.

Experts say there is no difference between native eggs and foreign eggs. Are counterfeiters stupid? Since counterfeiting is of course expensive, we certainly buy cheap ones;

Barreled water will never wash your bucket, which is filled with tap water. Drinking tap water many days ago. Bacteria are multiplying every second. You haven't studied medicine, and you don't understand.

Fruits must be eaten in season, otherwise they are all picked raw in the truck. Mango in Peru, cherry in New Zealand and COVID-19 all come from abroad.

Brand is a name similar to Zhang Si. No matter whether there is a brand or not, clothes have two sleeves. Whoever is stupid will buy it. I am not stupid. I won't buy them.

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For 1000 things, my mother will have 101 irrefutable legitimate reasons. These reasons are always unrelated to money, but strangely, she always spends the least.

Of course, I'm sure I must have thought too much. Everything was just an accident.

Therefore, it is really difficult to be a daughter with such an upright and innocent mother.

I tried all kinds of gifts, but I always photographed horseshoes with stars in my eyes and black eyes.

Chocolate, almond cakes, snacks and cakes, or expensive restaurants? You can pass it. It's too sweet and fat, and the gutter oil is not delicious. You must sit still for a long time. If you have something to say, why not say it at home? ...

Flowers? Lost within two days; A small gift? Occupy a place, now the house price is tens of thousands of square meters, and the cup is big, it will cost hundreds.

Clothes? I have never seen it before. Ten years later, it was brand new, and it was returned to me with a label: "You bought it for me from France, remember?" It's beautiful. You can wear it in a few years. Keep it. "

Shoes? It always doesn't fit, it has heels, its toes are cold, or it's too big and too small.

Skin care or perfume? A few years later, I came home and found it covered with dust, so I put it in the bathroom.

However, my mother often told me that, similarly, Aunt Li's daughter sent Cordyceps; Aunt Wang's daughter sent a pearl necklace; Aunt Zhao's son booked a trip, and there is a swimming pool in the hotel. ...

I said, "Your daughter, so can I.". I'm leaving. "

At this time, she would say, "Hey, I'm just saying, how can you take it seriously?" . If you want to give me a gift ... "

A few years ago, when I was looking after the baby at home, the second part of her sentence was: "If you want to give me a gift, it is to raise both children and find a job quickly." I raised you for so long that I didn't send you to school to be a housewife. "

In the next few years, the second part of her sentence became: "If you want to give me a gift, don't write, write every day. If you have no money, your mother will give it to you. Watch your eyes and cervical vertebrae! " Women in their forties should really pay attention! "

When she was a student, her ideal gift was a college diploma; After going to college, her ideal gift is a job admission contract; Later, you can guess that the other gifts she once wanted were: marrying a reliable boyfriend and having a child.

Well, it should be said that my mother is a mother who keeps pace with the times. At every stage of my life, she can find a "gift" that I can't give to guide my life.

What's more, no matter what gift I give my mother, she will multiply it several times according to her estimate, calculate it into an integer, and find a chance to give it to me.

Why is my mother always slow to surf the Internet, but online bank remittance can be done in minutes?

Every time she sends me money, she has a good reason:

"Money is not for you, it is for children, and children are human beings. You should respect the rights and interests of others. "

"You spent a lot of money raising children when you were young, and I am satisfied that you want to buy me a gift."

"All our money is yours. I'll give it to you in installments from now on. What should I do if there is inheritance tax in the future? "

"When you have a mother, you can rely on it. In the future, when your mother is gone, you will have to rely on yourself. "

Since I returned to France, whether it was to give a gift or sometimes to buy a small thing for my mother, the task was assigned to Qiu, and every time I was extremely stubborn, I wanted to give Qiu money as if her money was not money.

Not only is it a gift, but my mother can also find a way to mail the money back to me.

Every time I come to my house, I buy all the daily consumables, such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, rice, washing powder, toilet paper, light bulbs and the biggest household clothes. I solemnly said, "We are here to eat and drink, and we should increase your burden."

Every time I go back, I have to eat and wear, stay for a week, prepare for a month, and prepare for two weeks.

A few years ago, when she was still living in Qingdao, every time we went back, my mother would take the first bus at dawn and cross the whole city of Qingdao for more than an hour. After many appraisals, she identified the freshest vegetable market and bought a bunch of freshest prawns, scallops, the largest cherry or peach in Shandong.

This is the only time my mother buys things at the price. What she buys is expensive and big, and she buys the best in the market. There is nothing unique.

When I get home, I wash everything, peel it, cook it, put it in a sealed box, wrap it in plastic bags and foam paper, and let me take it home to eat.

I'm too heavy to carry, and I'm afraid I can't finish eating. My mother said, "Everything is expensive in Shanghai. Can't eat. Invite friends to eat together. People ate your mother's food. They can help you the next time they ask for help. "

My mother thinks I only have seven seconds' memory like a goldfish. As soon as I turn my head, I will forget her. I have to look for every opportunity to remind me.

My mother thinks I'm as heartless as a goose and don't know how to protect myself. Outside, I have to suffer, be cheated, be cheated, and be the scapegoat.

My mother thinks I'm as defenseless as a bear, trusting others too much, completely confused, completely unable to control myself, and will only listen to rumors and go astray.

In the eyes of my mother's friends, everyone thinks that my mother is a logical and methodical woman. When everyone has a problem, they will ask her for advice. But in front of me, my mother is an insecure and anxious mother. Things are not bad, only worse. She scares herself professionally.

So, don't think about it, according to the thinking of ordinary people and their mother's theory, because it is illogical in itself.

I always walked a lot, quarreled many times, and got angry many times before I realized that there is no mother and daughter who only love each other and don't kill each other.

It is difficult for our parents to accept and respect our wishes and choices, just as it is difficult for us to accept their wishes and choices. So loving your mother is not everything. I think it's good for her, but accept what she has done, which she thinks is good.

This is what makes mother feel comfortable!

Lu Lu badminton: A French fashion master and writer with two daughters, an elegant female media person who walks between eastern and western cultures. The new book "It's not too late to stand at 30" and "Only when you have strength can you be confident" sell well.