Degang Guo is teasing his lines.

On teasing, it is also called teasing, and some people call it Bablie, which is a cross talk with a mother. Degang Guo has performed this work on the stage many times.

Lines:

Thank you for your encouragement. Hello, audience on the third floor.

B: Is there a third floor? Is there a third floor here?

A: The fourth floor.

B: Not even on the fourth floor.

A: This time, the two of us will tell you a stand-up comedy.

I'm glad you didn't talk nonsense.

A: I like crosstalk very much. Over the years, everyone has been so enthusiastic, and I know the reason is that I am excellent.

Really?

A: My cross talk will be fine if no one distorts it.

B: Looks like I'm here to screw him.

A: I'm glad everyone came to see me and watch me talk cross talk. Sorry, everyone. I really can't get rid of it.

B: What's the matter? this is

A: But if there is any way to stop you from watching this, go back and make a mosaic here if there is a video.

I let you piss me off.

A: Don't be ridiculous. Everyone came to see me do cross talk.

B: When they talk cross talk, it's you.

A: Don't be ridiculous. If you don't believe me, just ask. I hope to see my cross talk sitting on a stool clapping. I want to see him stand up and jump three times. Do you think so?

Well, who wants to give me that eye?

What about this famous actor? I have always had a high opinion of them. Why? The general intelligence standing inside is a bit lacking. Think about it, people with better brains will stand here and make fun. Who wants children to hold hands? This shameful thing. It's expensive to go here, but there is nothing serious there. Just a few words, ah, right. Me, what a pity. Do you know this?

B: where is it clean?

A: They don't speak seriously. They just talk back and forth. Go back and forth, just recite these words. It is said that, ah, we didn't destroy you. He recited these words bare from the age of seven to yesterday.

As for me.

A: But to be honest, he also studied humor when he was an apprentice.

This is a fact.

A: We were apprentices together at that time. The teacher was very happy when she saw me. "What's your name?" "My name is Tian Hailong." "Oh, good, great. The child looks like BiBi Zhou. How smart he is. I recognize you as michel platini. "

B: Wait a minute. What kind of teacher is this?

A: Love me, like me.

B: Then I can't recognize you as michel platini just because you came up.

A: The teacher called you again. "What's your name next?" Wang Huaguang "Turn your face away and stand in that direction" (vomiting)

It's not that disgusting

His father looked at it and was worried. "Teacher, please bother, our children should learn this." "Your child can't learn, and his intelligence is not good." "Will you give us a chance? Please. "

B: You have to watch it anyway.

A: Seeing that adults love children, this poor "turn around, turn around, what's your name?" Wang, one plus one equals several, six, go home, go home.

B: I'm that stupid.

A: His father's sweat came down. "Teacher, please give us another chance", "One plus one gets a few", "250" and "Let's go"

I think I am only 250 years old.

A: "Teacher, please give me another chance."

B: It's not easy for my father either.

Answer: "One plus one equals several", "1000", "Go out" and "Teacher, please give me another chance"

Listen, I'm worried about my father.

Answer: "Last time, how much is one plus one?" "Two" "Teacher, please give me another chance."

Give me one more chance. Who is stupid, me or my father?

A: They are all idiots. There is no need to argue.

B: What's the point? It is wrong for two generations to be so damaged.

A: That's hard to say.

B: Why?

You must clean your mouth.

B: That's right.

A: There are several words. Crosstalk actors can speak very neatly. They spend 200 yuan to buy a pig, so we can drink water and eat beans. Hit the wall and throw it out. Guess what?

B: What?

A: Dead.

Oh, that's not right. I am a tease. Do you know that?/You know what?

A: Hey, why is that so easy to say?

B: I can't help it You are always talking.

A: You can't do that.

No, I said that word.

I talk too much, don't I?

B: I said this word.

A: I talk too much. I said too much. All right, let's come back.

B: Let's talk less.

A: Don't talk.

B: Don't talk. Don't provoke it.

A: I don't care. Come on, come on.

Not a word, not a word?

A: All right, all right, take a ride. Let's go

B: There is a preface and a postscript. Is this what I usually do? Let's talk about a whole paragraph.

A: Come on, come on, come on.

B: What's the name of this dish?

A: Forget it, forget it, I won't choose.

B: How about today?

A: Ah.

B: I'll give you a cross talk.

A: Yes.

B: The name of this crosstalk is Bao. Did you take the gun medicine?

I didn't say that. When you finished, I said, OK? When you finished, I said, OK?

B: Nonsense, isn't it? Yes, I'm done.

A: Come on, come on.

This program is called the name of vegetables.

A: don't be ridiculous about the name of the dish. There is a long passage in the back. What are you doing?

May I?

Really?

B: Come on.

A: Come on.

B: Come on. I invite you to dinner.

A: No.

B: No? I can't talk about it How can I not go?

A: So what?

You have to go. I invite you to dinner. Why don't you go?

With you?

B: Of course.

Okay, come on.

B: Let me treat you to dinner.

Fuck you.

B: What? Why do you curse everyone here?

I thought you said you were going.

B: Go to dinner.

I'm not sleeping with you.

I said, can you speak human words? Just leave, just a word.

A: OK, OK.

Not as sick as you.

A: It hurts me to death.

B: I'll treat you to dinner

A: Go ahead.

B: That won't do either.

A: Oh, forget it when I die. I can't do anything.

B: Start all over again. I invite you to dinner.

A: (falls to the ground) What's the matter? Someone is making trouble.

No, no, only you are making trouble.

A: Not at all.

B: I haven't said it yet. Why not?

A: All right, all right, come back.

B: I'll treat you to dinner

A: What to eat?

B: Have a big North-South meal.

A: I'll eat it if you don't make it clear. You name this dish three or five. I know what you want to eat, so I'll have it.

Is that what you said?

No problem.

B: OK. I'll treat you to steamed mutton.

A: Stop, I can't eat now.

B: It's just a dish. It's just a dish. Cann't eat?

A: I can't eat.

B: Don't ask, you have no money.

Hey, thank you. That's great. Thank you.

You're inciting it. I'm telling you, there is no such thing. You have to follow me.

A: Still have to follow you?

B: Nonsense. You won't be happy if I give you such a compliment.

A: Come, come, follow you.

Really, I hate you. Don't provoke it.

Come on, let's talk, shall we?

B: Nonsense. Let me invite you. . . . What can I say?

A: Say something else. Say something else.

Tell me about it.

A: Say something else. Say something else. Relax, relax.

B: Thank you. What about you?

A: Thank you. What about you?

I went to your house yesterday.

A: Let's go home.

I knocked on many doors.

A: Knock on the door.

B: I came out alone.

A: Get out! Get out!

B: I can see that this person is not an outsider.

There are no foreigners in my family.

B: It's your wife and my eldest sister-in-law.

A: Sister-in-law.

B: I'm asking you that you are not at home.

No, I don't think so.

I'm leaving.

A: Let's go.

You should exercise, too. What a mess!

A: What's the matter?

B: I'm dying. What happened?

A: What's the matter? Things come and go.

B: You have to have something to say before you can say it.

Gross, that means you can't, you know?

B: Why not? I can't praise you so much.

A: I would say that everyone is very happy.

B: No way.

A: Tell me about it. Take it over there.

B: Does anyone say cross talk like that? I don't believe it when you come.

Let me give you a word.

B: You told me, too.

Nonsense, I just told you.

B: Come on.

A: It is up to me. Be happy without coke. It's good to be finished. That's what I just told you

B: Is that the arrangement?

A: Thank you. What about you?

B: Thank you. What about you?

I went to your house yesterday.

B: Let's go home.

I knocked on so many doors.

B: Knock.

A: A man came out.

B: Get out. Get out.

A: I can see that this person is not an outsider, but your wife and my sister-in-law.

B: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law.

A: I'm asking you. I said you weren't at home.

No, I don't think so.

A: I'm leaving. I met your father as soon as I went out. Your father looks like BiBi Zhou. Ha ha ha ha, too coke.

B: What cola? What coke?

Did you see everyone having a good time? This is the ability, you know?

B: What kind of coke? My father looks like BiBi Zhou? Does anyone talk like that? I would say that your father is as happy as Chris Lee.

A: You said you were unhappy!

B: Come on, let's change it again.

A: Come on, come on, that's it. Toss the horse back and forth, don't you?

B: Come on.

A: Come on.

B: Thank you. What about you?

A: Thank you. What about you?

I went to your house yesterday.

A: Let's go home.

I knocked on many doors.

A: Knock on the door.

B: I came out alone.

A: Get out! Get out!

B: I can see that this person is not an outsider.

There are no foreigners in my family.

B: It's your wife and my eldest sister-in-law.

A: Sister-in-law.

B: I'm asking you that you are not at home.

No, I don't think so.

I'm leaving.

Let's go, shall we?

B: It's around the corner. I met your father.

No, my father is dead.

B: Oh! Oh, wait a minute. Your father is dead?

A: That's right.

Actually, my father died, too. I forgot to mention this.

A: I will do it with you. Can't you? Come on, come on. My father passed away. This person is slow to reflect.

A: Thank you. What about you?

B: Thank you. What about you?

I went to your house yesterday.

B: Let's go home.

I knocked on so many doors.

B: Knock.

A: A man came out.

B: Get out. Get out.

A: I can see that this person is not an outsider.

There are no foreigners in my family.

A: It's your wife and my sister-in-law.

B: Sister-in-law, sister-in-law

A: I'm asking you. I said you weren't at home.

No, I don't think so.

I left and met your father as soon as I turned the corner. Your father looks like BiBi Zhou.

B: No.

A: What's the matter?

My father passed away.

A: I didn't meet it yesterday. I met him twenty years ago.

Oh, twenty years? My father passed away thirty years ago.

A: What a nuisance! His father has been dead for thirty years. Dead. I saw it, too.

B: You saw it when you died?

A: Not that.

Which one? only one

Yeah, yeah, he's fat, like the one in BiBi Zhou.

B: don't compete, no.

A: I, hi, hi, wrong. Your father has been dead for thirty years, right?

B: That's right.

Your father has been dead for thirty years, so where are you from?

Well, it's waiting for me.

Character information:

Degang Guo, male, born in Tianjin on June 1973 65438+ 10/8, is a crosstalk performer, a folk art actor, a film actor and a host.

65438-0979 devoted himself to the art world, first learning storytelling from Gao Qinghai, a storytelling elder, then learning crosstalk from Chang Baofeng, a famous crosstalk artist, and then learning crosstalk from Hou, a crosstalk master. During this period, I studied Peking Opera, Pingju Opera, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and moved to Liyuan for many years.

1996, founded Beijing Deyun Society.

Since 2005, Degang Guo and its Deyun Society have sprung up, which has made the public pay attention to the art category of cross talk again and realized the second revival of cross talk.

In 2006, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in the Opera House of the People's Liberation Army, and in the same year, a special performance of Deyun Society crosstalk was held in Tianjin People's Gymnasium, setting a record of 25 consecutive appearances.

In 2008, he gave a special crosstalk performance in the Great Hall of the People in Beijing, becoming the first crosstalk performer to give a solo performance in the Great Hall of the People.

In 2009, he was selected as "the most influential cultural figure in New China".

20 10 hosts "Tonight's Play".

20 1 1 won the honor in new york Times.

20 12 won the 7th Huading Award "Best Artist Award in Asia" and the Best Quyi Actor Award in China.

In 20 13, he first boarded the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in China.

20 14 years as a tutor of I am a comedian, and stayed in the second season.

20 15 served as the judge of the second season of the legendary swordsman. In the same year, I hosted "Outline to Your Side".

The opening ceremony of "20th Anniversary of Deyun Society" was held in 20 16, and the global crosstalk tour was launched.

20 16-202 1, and served as a comedy observer for the Happy Comedian of Oriental TV for six times.

On September 26th, 20 18, Mr. Zhao Lintong's wife accepted Degang Guo's kowtow and offered tea instead of the late Mr. Zhao Lintong, and completed the ceremony. Since then, there has been a relationship between Peking Opera and Peking Opera.

Representative works include My Life, I Want Happiness, I Want to Fight Three Vulgarities, Dream in the West, I am a Gangdom, White Society, You Want Elegance, Ugly Empress, Shooting Ren and so on.