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For students, grades are their lifeblood. Hey, I’m so tired. Who can give me a super popular joke?

Is it related to study?

A few unrelated ones:

The little rabbit went to buy carrots. On the first day he asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said: "No. "

The next day, he asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said: "No. If you come back, I will use pliers to pull out your front teeth!" Three days later, the little rabbit asked the boss: "Boss, do you have pliers?" The boss said, "No." The little white rabbit said, "Do you have a hundred carrots?"

Little Rabbit When he went to buy carrots, he asked the boss on the first day: "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said: "No."

The next day, he asked the boss again: "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" "A hundred carrots?" The boss said: "No." On the third day, the little rabbit asked the boss: "Boss, do you have a hundred carrots?" The boss said: "I bought a hundred carrots for you today." The little white rabbit said: "Okay, give me a carrot!"

There were two flies lying on a pile of shit. The little fly asked the big fly: "Boss, why do we always Do you want to eat shit?" Big Fly said: "Don't say such disgusting things while eating."