A few jokes make girls laugh, thank you (preferably in Cantonese).

The old reporter asked the soldier what inspired you to be so brave. The third-class hero said: Fight for the motherland! Second-class hero: They have occupied our house and women! First-class hero: the company commander issued a bulletproof vest, only to know that it was a cotton-padded jacket afterwards.

Bears go up the mountain to exercise every day, and turtles want to go up the mountain one day. The bear said, you put your four legs in, and I will catch up with you. Up to the top of the mountain, a bird in the tree laughed wildly: Look at your bear-like appearance and flip phone!

Two tadpoles swim side by side in the lake, scientist: the product of cloning! Fans: Twin Sisters Singing Group! Sketch actor: big head and thick neck, a rich man and a cook! Netizen: Hey! And QQ!

Nine out of ten households in a residential area have installed security doors, but only one has not. One day, nine families were stolen together. Only the thief on the door without the security door wrote: don't worry about me, I will worry about you!

I like to get to the bottom of things since I was a child. I want to be a detective when I grow up. Now I am the editor-in-chief of a newspaper. What about you? ""I like playing since I was a child. When I grow up, I want to go shopping with a lot of money. Now I am a bus conductor. "

After the two mice got married, the mother mouse became more and more arrogant. One night, the male mouse wanted to scare her, so he went to the door to learn to meow. His wife was not afraid, but said softly, "Mao Ge, stop screaming. My husband hasn't gone on a business trip yet."

A: "What is the most painful thing in the world?" B: "Go to work." "More painful?" "Go to work every day." "More painful?" "overtime." "No matter how painful it is." "White overtime!"

A leader said: children are flowers of the motherland and growing saplings. But people are constantly surpassing life. What will happen in the future? A person in the audience replied: Greening the motherland.

Prank joke: "Pig Lang, another year has passed, and it's time to end between us!" " ""Yulan, give me another chance. If I fool around with Chang 'e again, I'll be the pig who reads text messages next year! "

When the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

Cantonese is not easy to find, man