A few colorful riddles and jokes, the more the better.

A couple had been married for 50 years. One morning, when they were sitting at the breakfast table. The old man said to the old lady, "Think about it, we have been married for fifty years." "Yes," the old lady replied, "think about it. Fifty years ago, we also sat at this breakfast table. "

I know, said the old man. "Fifty years ago, we might be sitting here naked like hard birds." The old lady giggled and said, "So you think … we should take off our clothes?"

When they took off their clothes and sat back at the table, "You know what, honey?" The old lady gasped and said, "My nipples are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."

"I won't be surprised," the old man replied, "because there is one soaking in your coffee."