Ask for jokes that make people laugh.

Policeman: Report, the criminal was cornered by me and escaped into the director's house.

Sheriff: Why don't you follow me?

Policeman: I'm empty-handed and embarrassed to lead the family.

You are at least sixty years old.

A woman was driving too fast, and the traffic police chased after her and finally stopped the car.

He took out the violation record book and looked serious: "You actually passed me at least 60 speed."

The woman was angry: "You talk nonsense! I'm not that old! "

3. The game machine is great

The son said to his uncle, "The game machine you gave me is really great."

My uncle is very happy: "Really?"

"Well, mom said she would give me a reward as long as I didn't play."

4. Powerful mallet

While the teacher was giving a lecture, the students chattered away below.

The teacher slapped the blackboard eraser angrily, and the classroom was suddenly silent.

The teacher said: "In the past, the county magistrate judged the case in this way, and the class was silent."

Suddenly, a student shouted, "Wrong!"

5. Don't move, Grandpa

I just learned to ride a bike when I was a child, but I ran into the street before I got familiar with it.

Seeing an old man walking in front, I felt that I was going to hit him, so I shouted "Don't move, don't move."

The old man stood there for a while without moving, so I turned around and hit him.

The old man stood up and said, "You aimed."

6. Recruits practice skydiving

The recruits are ready to parachute. The instructor opened the hatch and finally told him, "Be sure to count to 10 before opening the parachute."

Everyone strictly followed orders and fell to the ground one by one.

Suddenly a soldier exclaimed, "The one in front must fall to death!" "

The instructor said angrily, "What's the matter?"

"He has a bad stutter."