A humorous sentence, an interesting copy

1. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still dismissed me.

You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor and ugly. Fat and short are always inseparable.

Eating too much will make you fat, but eating less will not make you thin.

I don't want affection and justice. I just want to have money with you. Of course, if I have money, I can live without you.

Be modest, listen to other people's opinions, and then carefully write down who has a problem with you.

6. selfie,

Three minutes is doomed,

Seven points depends on the filter.

7. I don't know how people who send a circle of friends every six months do it. I feel that I don't make friends every day, and my talents have nowhere to display.

Eight. I especially like to eat with friends who like to eat and chat. Usually when they are chatting, I am immersed in eating.

9. As a lazy and delicious person like me, the only way to lose weight is to shit more.

10. I used to be poor, but I was happy. It's different now. Now I am not only poor, but also unhappy.

Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but who knows, you took a taxi in two steps.

13. The typhoon is coming. Please watch your girl friends. If it blows to my house, I won't return it!

14. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

15. When the bill stood up and spoke, all the truth fell asleep.

Sixteen years old. I have read it.

For more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

17. Happiness is when you wake up in the morning and look at your watch, but you can still sleep for half an hour.

Wage is like a woman's menstrual period, only once a month, and it will be used up in a few days.

19. A woman standing in front of clothes is like an emperor, thinking every day, who should she favor today? I looked, alas, it's time for me to be embarrassed again.

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10. Life is like a super girl, and all men will come to the end.

2 1. Speaking of the best women's diving duo in China, of course, they are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. They often fall into the water at the same time.

22. If it is a mistake to have money, I would rather make the same mistake again.

Twenty-three Reasons for being single so far: it is not easy for acquaintances to start, and it is not easy for strangers to talk.

24. I just want to hold your hand all my life. I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

25. There is no love for no reason, no hate for no reason, only a selfie for no reason.

26. Some things can be changed without hard work.

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No matter how beautiful the design of ten yuan is, no one likes one hundred yuan.

I really wanted to sell my house and travel around the world, but the landlord refused.

28. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. Use it.

Six-digit insurance for double-digit deposits is tiring to think about.

29. If one day you suddenly think of me, please pick up your mobile phone and dial my number. No matter how busy and idle I am, as long as you say "I invite you to dinner", I will appear in front of you rain or shine. This is my lifelong commitment to my friends!

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Stay with me, at least I have more than others.

Ten Jin of meat loves you.

3 1. Being a man is very tired. Otherwise, how can you call it a person!

32. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can stay up as late as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

Thirty-three I'm happy for you if you live well, and I'm happy for the whole world if you live badly.

Why does God always doze off when I am unlucky?