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One day, my mother took Xiaoming to the zoo and went to the tiger cage. Xiao Ming asked his mother, "What's the name of this animal?" Mom said, "Call the tiger and look back at the sign." Then, beside the giraffe's cage, Xiao Ming asked his mother, "What animal is this?" Mom replied: "Looking for a brand!" Xiao Ming finally found a brand after searching for a long time, and suddenly realized, "Oh, mom, I know, this animal is called wet paint!" "

An agricultural university student went home to visit relatives and passed by an orchard. He saw a fruit farmer cutting down fruit trees. He wanted to show off his knowledge, so he went up to the fruit grower and said, "Grandpa, if you cut it like this, I will be surprised that this tree can bear ten apples!" "

The old man gave him a half lift and said, You are surprised, even I am surprised. This is a peach tree! "

taste

The Chinese teacher was very angry when he found that Zhang San could sleep in class with a stupid muscle seal. He woke Zhang San up and asked: How do you sleep in class?

However, Zhang San refused to admit to sleeping.

Zhang San: I didn't sleep.

Teacher: Then why do you close your eyes?

Zhang San: Teacher, I am reading the text silently.

The teacher didn't believe me and said, then why do you nod straight?

Zhang San: Teacher, you speak very well.

The teacher still didn't believe it and said, then why are you drooling?

Zhang San: Teacher, your class is very interesting.

surface tension

Two biochemists were sitting in front of the laboratory drinking coffee, and a beautiful woman walked by.

The old biochemist saw the dementia expression on his colleague's face.

She said, like us, more than 75% is water.

Colleagues still look stupid and say, yes, but look at the surface tension!