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An agricultural university student went home to visit relatives and passed by an orchard. He saw a fruit farmer cutting down fruit trees. He wanted to show off his knowledge, so he went up to the fruit grower and said, "Grandpa, if you cut it like this, I will be surprised that this tree can bear ten apples!" "
The old man gave him a half lift and said, You are surprised, even I am surprised. This is a peach tree! "
taste
The Chinese teacher was very angry when he found that Zhang San could sleep in class with a stupid muscle seal. He woke Zhang San up and asked: How do you sleep in class?
However, Zhang San refused to admit to sleeping.
Zhang San: I didn't sleep.
Teacher: Then why do you close your eyes?
Zhang San: Teacher, I am reading the text silently.
The teacher didn't believe me and said, then why do you nod straight?
Zhang San: Teacher, you speak very well.
The teacher still didn't believe it and said, then why are you drooling?
Zhang San: Teacher, your class is very interesting.
surface tension
Two biochemists were sitting in front of the laboratory drinking coffee, and a beautiful woman walked by.
The old biochemist saw the dementia expression on his colleague's face.
She said, like us, more than 75% is water.
Colleagues still look stupid and say, yes, but look at the surface tension!
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