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Which episode of One Piece contains Brooke's skeleton jokes?
(Then put down the teacup in the right hand-missing the mouth ... put down the crutch in the left hand-and later learned that it was actually his sword ... arrange the bow ties with both hands ... shine shoes until they shine ...) Brooke said solemnly: Can I admire your underwear?
("Dream!" -Nami flies up) Brooke bulges a big red envelope on his head and smokes, while pouring it to the right: Yo, thick ~ ~ Oh, yo, oh, yeah, it's so rude, it hurts in my bones-although I only have bones. . ("Shut up!" -Nami was furious and Luffy laughed. ) Ji Xiang doesn't understand: Why can a skeleton hold a bag? ! ~ ~ Luffy: I said, can you shit? (Ji Xiang collapses: "There are many questions to ask before this?" ! ! " )
Brooke stood straight to the left, humming a ditty, walked to one side-outside the screen, picked up a cane and hung it on his left hand to straighten the teacup, walked back to the middle of the screen, stood straight and tidy, and seriously answered: I can shit. (Ji Xiang collapses again: "Do you need to spend so much time answering? ! ! Does it matter? ! ! ")
Luffy: Wait, forget that. You ... be my companions!
Brooke said firmly and briefly: OK (everyone is sitting at a table in the cabin, waiting for Ji Xiang to cook ...) Brooke: But I'm really looking forward to cooking. I haven't eaten anything decent for decades. . Endure the pain of sticking your stomach to your back every day and live a hard life. . Although the skeleton has no stomach or back (Brooke immediately opened his clothes left and right, revealing two rows of ribs)! According to yo thick ~ ~ ~ (only Lufei smiled: "According to hey hey hey!" " ) Brooke raised her head with open arms and shouted: skull joke! (skull/skull joke! Only Luffy smiled excitedly, raised his hand above his head, clapped his hands and echoed loudly: "skull joke!" Skull joke! Ah, hey, hip-hop haha! " )
Brooke bowed her head in pain: My heart is more excited than my stomach (sobbing). . Ji Xiang looked at Brooke a little sympathetically. "You. . "Next shot: Brooke sits up straight with a knife and fork in her hand, turns to Robin on the left and says politely, Miss, you seem to be a little too much. Can you exchange it with me? . . (Ji Xiang collapses .. Great anger: "There is something in the pot, eat your own! ! ")
(After dinner, Brooke tells you that his soul has been wandering in the misty sea for a year ...) Brooke: I finally found my body, but by then my body had turned into a pile of bones, oh ~ ~ ah! ! ~ ~ scared me to death. . Although I don't have eyes, it's very thick ~ ~ ~
(Zhuo Long: "But generally speaking, skeletons don't have hair, do they? ! And you're still an explosive head. . ") Brooke held her head down and answered seriously: My hair roots are stronger. . (Zhuo Hanlong! : Does this matter? . . )
(Brooke tells you why he has no shadow ...) Brooke recalls and sinks a track: It's a long story. I've been drifting on this sea for too long. I am a skeleton with no shadow. . (Luffy's eyes are wide open, his mouth is tightly clenched, and Francci is motionless, quietly watching Brooke waiting for him to go on ...) Brooke continues to be very calm, holding a teacup and saying, "Next, gather, stay and continue." (Ji Xiang collapses and goes on the rampage: "It's over now! ! ")
Brooke: I have witnessed people whose shadows were taken away disappear into the sun. This is a terrible sight, even though the skeleton has no hair. . . In other words, I am a person who was rejected by the light and lost all my partners ... (Ji Xiang: Your life is really a mess. . ) Brooke: But I survived tenaciously. (act young plays cute) A pile of bones thumped. (Zhou Xingxing points to the future) Brooke who died with only bones. Please take care of me! !
& lt Third Record: Scary Bark & gt
Brooke wants to go to the island alone to realize her long-cherished wish, recapture the shadow and jump from Sani's fence to the bow: Yo, it's thick and thick ~ ~ ~ Ji Xiang marvels: "What a light body!" ) Brooke laughs: Hey! ~ ~ Yes, there are only a handful of bones left after death, so it's very light! ~~
& lt fourth record: everything in the past >
Brooke said that if Ji Xiang and others were caught, it might be too late. . Francci was frightened: "What? You said it was too late? ! ! Brooke: Please ... Please don't be angry with me. I turned blue with fear, even though the skeleton had no face. . Yo, thick, thick ~ ~ Skulljo ~ ke! ~ ~ thick thick ~ ~ (Francci annoyed, left hand gun opened, just want to explode. Robin also told a joke: "Stop it, he is dead. . ") Brooke said, Anyway, please stop joking and listen to me carefully. . (Francci shells: "mm-hmm! Cut ~ cut! " He was about to be bombed, and Robin once again dissuaded him: "Stop it (Amanasa), he is already dead. . " )
Brooke begins to tell that he was caught by Trembling Bark five years ago and saw the shadow of the fighting dancer cut off in front of him. . Francci and Robin were surprised: "Ah! The shadow was cut off? ! ? Brooke is serious: I doubted my eyes at that time, even though I didn't have eyes [he is so funny! ]。 . Yo, thick, thick, thick ~ ~ yo, thick, thick ~ ~ (Francci is tearing his hair out about it: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll explode you! ! ~"。 . Robin couldn't bear it: "Boom! ~ "... Ding! Bang! Fuoco! Guns! "It's smoking!" Then ... Brooke put her face on the ground, with a big red envelope on her head and white ash on it to continue telling the story. . )
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