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The funniest joke in the world

The funniest joke in the world one:

1. Xiao Wang and her boyfriend When I went to a friend's house to play, my boyfriend drank too much, so Xiao Wang took my boyfriend to his house.

Suddenly my boyfriend said: "I have a little bit." . . I feel like vomiting, I'll go there. . . Toilet. ?

Xiao Wang said: "No, you have to pass my parents' room to go to the bathroom. I don't want them to know that you are still here so late, so you can use the kitchen sink." ?

The boyfriend said anxiously. ?That. . . All right. ?

The boyfriend stumbled to the kitchen. After a while, Xiao Wang heard his boyfriend shouting: "Baby, you." . . Get some toilet paper. . . Come over here!?

2. One day, a drunkard was escorted into the police station.

? Why are you here again? Pol.ice asked.

?Two Pol.ice sent me here, sir. ?

?Drank more bars again?

?Yes. But this time it wasn't me, it was the two of them. ?

3. An old farmer went to the city to do business. I drank too much wine at lunch and felt very hot all over.

After dinner, I wandered home. As the early spring sun shone over him, he felt that his big sheepskin jacket was a little too much to wear, so he took it off and put it on his shoulders.

Soon the big leather jacket slipped from his shoulders and tripped under his feet.

He didn’t know what it was, but when he lowered his head and looked at it, he was overjoyed: Someone’s big leather jacket was lost on the road, and I happened to pick it up.

Then he picked up the big leather jacket and put it on his shoulders and continued walking home. Soon the big leather jacket slipped off his shoulders again and fell under his feet.

He lowered his head and looked: Another big leather jacket, let me pick it up too. He picked up the big leather jacket and put it on his shoulders and walked home.

The big leather jacket slipped off his shoulders again and stumbled under his feet. He felt strange: Who has lost so many big fur coats? They have to pick them up.

Then he picked up the big leather jacket and put it on his shoulders and continued walking. The big leather jacket fell off many times along the way.

After the old farmer arrived home, his wife asked: Where is your big leather jacket?

He said happily: You forgot to ask, I am coming back. I picked up a lot of big leather jackets on the road, and I don’t know who lost them. I thought they were too heavy, so I didn't pick up the last one. ?

4. A guy was drunk and wandering on the street. He saw a Pol.ice, so he walked up and asked: "Mr. Pol.ice, is it okay to walk along this street?" Can you walk to my home?

Pol.ice asked: "Where is your home?"

The drunk man said angrily: "If I know where my home is, I will use No need to ask you. ?

5. A drunk man stopped a passerby and asked what time it was. He was told that it was already 11pm.

The drunk man staggered and said: "Strange, why do I ask everyone at different times?

The funniest thing in the world Joke 2:

1. When I was a child, my mother didn’t allow me to watch TV, so I could only peek while she was at work, turn off the TV when she was about to get off work, and then put the TV cover back in place.

Later, my mother discovered my trick, so the first thing she did after get off work was to touch the TV butt to see if it was hot.

So, I added another step to my "remedial work": first use a fan to cool down the butt of the TV, then cover the TV cover, pick up the book and make a study posture.

So the first thing my mother did when she came back was to touch the butt of the electric fan!

2. The bus was overcrowded, and the conductor shouted to those who were about to get on the bus: "No more" Got on, there are no seats left!?

The fat girl in the car suddenly wanted to get off here. As soon as she stepped out of the door, she heard the conductor shout loudly: "Hurry, hurry up! You can still get on." 3 places.

3. A man ran into the carriage and shouted anxiously: "There is a lady in the next carriage who has fainted. Who brought whiskey?

Someone among the passengers quickly took it. Out came the whiskey.

The man took a few big sips after taking it, then returned the bottle to the passenger and said: Thank you so much. I feel uncomfortable when I see a lady faint, but I feel better now. ?

4. A friend of mine who was in love once asked his girlfriend seriously, "Are you willing to elope with me?"

The girlfriend was categorical. He said: "Of course!"

The friend was so moved that he almost shed tears. The girlfriend then said: "Go to Lijiang or Sanya? Buy a house and a car quickly, and you will pick me up after you finish it!"