Jokes are like

1, we agreed to share the same bed, but not in the body. If I break the rules, the pistol is here. You can kill me at any time. If you need it, I will never refuse.

2. Ge You: If a widow can't sleep, there will be great disaster. Jiang Wen: She is a widow. I can't let her be a widow.

3. Live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever.

Ge You: Are you going to sleep with me or kill me? Bandit: Sleep first and then kill, of course. Ge You: Then you'd better kill me.

I thought we should drink wine bit by bit and walk step by step. If you take too big a step, you will pull the egg.

6, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want?

7. There is no road in the world. With legs, there is a road.

8. What can prisoner Xiao Qiang say? No (strike the table hard), drag it down and shoot it, die early and be reborn early, but 9. With your virtue, it is estimated that it is difficult to change from a demon to a human being, so be a shemale in your next life.

10, it's rare that the boss is also a temperament person. 60% off is 60% off. When a man keeps his word, it is difficult for any horse to catch up with him.

1 1, bah! Huang Laocai, you have crossed more bridges than you have walked, eaten more mala Tang than you have chewed, and cut off more heads than your concubines. Are you trying to fool me? No way! I'm going to enjoy myself today and kill you all.

12, stay under the sword! County magistrate Zhang, the spy provided me with new evidence.

13, in public and private, I want to fight both of them.

14, when the lights were dim, he suddenly turned around, but I was in the shadows.

15, I have a mine here. There are only two mines in the world, made in America. "

16, don't hurt your ass, it's in the tree.

17, there must be a pockmarked face? There are four on Master Huang's face?

18, Shanxi is in the east.

19, big brother, you know me. If I'm in my seat, that's her husband.

20. I'm completely unprepared. I took my wife out of the city, took the train, ate hot pot, sang songs, and then fell into the water, and then I got here at once.

2 1, without you, it is very important to me.

22 years old, didn't even know Fengxian Xiao was a prostitute? That is a famous chicken in the city.

23. Huang Shiro: Daiyu and Qingwen come out for me. Beloved: Why is there only one woman? Huang Shiro: I gave her a Japanese name-Daiyu Qing Wen Zi!

24, this fucking tax has been received 20 10!

25. Pockmarked Zhang: This is Muzha's music. Their name is Muza, and our name is Mozart here. Son: Can you still recognize Muzha? Asako Zhang: Sometimes. Son: When? Asako Zhang: When Muza was written on the record.

26, grandpa four, they hit my ass is equivalent to hitting your face!

27. I seldom tell others what I am talking about. Right on the tip of my tongue. You want me to swallow it back.

28, six people, still in front of other men, bah, shameless. I always turn off the lights. Shameless, shameless, bah! Or spend some money, it won't cost much. Some girls are disgusting in front of others.