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The love of my college roommate
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? After several dormitories in the university (through active and passive choices), I successfully became roommates with Shenxian, Xingxing and Xiaotang. So I can have a close look at their love. Stars and radishes are good freshmen. In a lukewarm season, they are just like their feelings. I recently heard that they were getting married, so they became the last couple of my three roommates to get married. It also gave birth to my idea of writing this article. A star is a person who doesn't have many hobbies and ideas. He is very practical, and doing one thing is one thing. For example, his hobby is billiards, which is his only hobby. It's great that we can play billiards with an ordinary nine-ball and score three goals in a row smoothly. He can clear the gap with one shot. Then I thought it was too difficult, so I played snooker instead. Look at English and you will know that this game is to set obstacles and is more challenging. Anyone familiar with snooker knows that its table is larger than the ordinary nine-ball table, that is, the hitting distance is longer, which is just like the difference between shooting a 50-meter air rifle and a 10-meter air rifle. Those who haven't played, make up their brains through the Olympic Games. He is also a person who likes mathematics very much. Yes, you heard me right. It's math. Maybe some people have a scene of struggling in the ocean of advanced mathematics in their minds now. But isn't this a piece of cake for others? Can you communicate well? ) high math can't satisfy his appetite, and then he took part in a math contest (oh, not your elementary school Olympic math problem) and won the first prize. (I don't know the world of schoolmasters) Isn't that great? Naturally, there are girls who admire. Who is this girl? Our radish, of course. Laura, the English name of radish, is a very quiet girl. I once asked her a question. I said, what do you usually do in the dormitory? You can quickly search your usual traces in the dormitory. She replied: nothing, just making the bed, desk, sweeping the floor, and then reading. How do you feel? Is it the feeling of being a housewife? Imagine the image of a housewife after work. Does it match well? In my impression, she is a typical housewife. The same is true in life. Stars make decisions on big and small issues. Typically, during the postgraduate entrance examination, Xing Xing said that I wanted to go to South China University of Technology (the postgraduate entrance examination score was above 380, and I had a chance to be admitted). What should radish do if she thinks she can't get such a high score in the exam? She also has her own school. However, in order to enter the same school as Star, she resolutely applied to South China University of Technology, but she only chose environmental engineering with relatively low scores. The problem is that South China University of Technology has just carried out the postgraduate entrance examination reform for the environment. The final result is that both of them have been admitted to South China University of Technology, becoming the first couple in the history of the Department of Environment of our school to be successfully admitted to the graduate students of South China University of Technology. Continue their long-distance love run. I calculated that they had been in love for about six or seven years. Along the way, I have never seen or heard why they quarrel, and nothing can express love better than the heart-shaped candles downstairs in the dormitory. It has always been like a spring breeze, warm and comfortable. This is their love, love that is neither urgent nor hot, and love that lasts for a long time.
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? Let's talk about Tang Xiao again. When we graduated, we hugged and cried together in our bachelor uniforms. This is the real roommate who has lived with me for four years. Usually, he likes playing games. I know that all the games he played were CF and Need for Speed. But I know when to stop. Play as long as you want. I admire that. My favorite should be Need for Speed, probably because CF sucks. Hahaha, if you can hack it, hack it. From Need for Speed 9 to 14, at that time, 14 just came out, which required high computer configuration. Xiaotang usually saves money on shopping, but his computer is old and good. When others can't move it, he can go to the legendary swordsman. In order to enhance heat dissipation, he specially bought a radiator, not your 15 yuan radiator with a fan, but an exhaust radiator that can completely fit the air outlet of the computer, and the price is several times that of an ordinary radiator. Is it fashionable? Well, you can't tell from his clothes. This boy is like this. He gives you a colorful pen from time to time. Later, he was a junior or a senior. At that time, the big-screen touch-screen mobile phone was just emerging, and he started with the latest Motorola M9, which was old-fashioned. He hasn't been in love for four years at all, and I wonder if he is bent (of course this is a joke). However, just before graduation, a junior, that is, the next junior with the same major, is going to work as an intern. What's even more amazing is that this junior is a fellow villager with him, both from Xiangyang and Zaoyang, and both from Liwan Town, that is, from different villages, otherwise they would be next door. With these similarities, can we foresee some romantic things, such as ... ahem. This story seems logical, but our hero is not confident about his height. After all, our heroine Xiao Xin is a head taller than him (wearing flat shoes). The cutest height difference is wood! At this time, I had to go out, so I told him that you two are a match made in heaven, and by fate, you will succeed. If my role is anything, I think it gives him courage. People sometimes just need a push. When they get up, the bridge will be straight. It was the same later. In this strange city, Tang Xiao and Xiaoxin, who work in the same company, are very close in Xiangyang dialect in an atmosphere full of Cantonese. Of course, they are also very close in action. Then it's over. /kloc-When I visited their company in May of 0/4, they were already together. That guy got married at the end of 0/4 without telling me, and now the child is one year old. Their wedding is the only classmate wedding I have attended so far. I feel that I watched them step by step from knowing love to getting married. I was a witness to this step, and then I witnessed them walk into the marriage hall, so complete. Their love is caused by fate. For those who believe in fate, I wish you meet the same person and have a romantic story.
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? Finally, let's talk about the love story of "immortal", which is a legendary story. Fairy and his wife Ting met online, not on WeChat. There was no WeChat at that time. When you were a freshman, you often saw a handsome figure talking on the phone in the public phone booth downstairs in the dormitory. That man is a fairy. How much is once in a while? Let's just say five or six hours a day. So basically, except for eating, sleeping and attending classes, I am talking on the phone at other times. At that time, I was still using a calling card that dialed 20 1, and it was twenty or thirty centimeters high. I gave him an idea. I said that you can put these phone cards together as your love for Ting, which is a witness of your love. Because the points will be cleared at the end of the year, China Mobile organized points exchange activities. A dollar adds up to a penny, and we usually have hundreds of cents a year. However, there are more than 4000 points in the immortals. Don't ask me why I get so much, I'll make up for it myself. I got together with him and got 5000 points. We exchanged the biggest teddy bear, and everyone was surprised. How is that possible! Finally, this teddy bear became the witness of their love. I wonder if the teddy bear is still there. Fairy is a handsome young man from Sichuan. He is tall and thin, with thick eyebrows and long eyelashes. The kind that most girls will find very handsome. That's why there are so many telephones. Ting is really worried because she is so handsome and far away. People in love are irrational, and so is Ting. Although the fairy is very popular with girls, in the eyes of our classmates, she is a freak. I often don't see people and rarely participate in class activities. This is Ding's restriction on immortals. Immortals are devoted, especially devoted. We are very similar in saying this, haha, narcissism. He compromised all the way, from constant courtship calls to not contacting other girls, to not participating in class activities and finally dropping out of school. Yes, he dropped out of school for love, and it was a university! ! ! After dropping out of school, he and Ting opened a digital shop and lived a happy life. When I was in college, my classmates had too many puzzles about immortals. He is a mystery, so I got the nickname "immortal". Some people describe that the highest state of a person is that among thousands of flowers, not a leaf has been touched. I think this should be his exclusive. If it weren't for this extreme investment, I don't think they could have entered the marriage hall. When they got married, they texted me to say they were getting married on the eleventh. I asked the students around me, but I didn't understand. I should be the only college student who received his notice. I have always had a wish to see this couple and their lives. Their love is a story of online love, a story of long-distance love, a story of giving and a story of compromise. Some people say that online dating is unreliable, and some people say that long-distance dating doesn't last long, but the fairy gave us a firm answer. He sacrificed a lot for this. I don't know if this is a sacrifice in his view. Maybe he enjoys this kind of love. Love someone, love him in the way he likes, maybe this is the best love.
Bless them deeply! ! !
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