What are the funniest jokes you have ever heard?

Oh, many jokes are very interesting. Just a few. There are many jokes on the Internet:

1, the bad guy wants to rape a woman.

Woman: "Even if you get my body, you can't get my heart!" "

Bad guy: "Get the body. What do you want? "

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Woman: "Get my heart and unlock more postures!" " "

2. A woman said that her sixth sense was accurate and predicted that her husband was having an affair.

On this day, the woman told her best friend about it: "I had this gift when I was six years old." I felt that my dog was in danger, and then the dog died the next day. "

My best friend nodded: "Really?"

The woman went on to say, "A few years later, I felt that my grandmother was in danger, and as a result, my grandmother died soon."

My best friend is a little scared.

The woman continued: "Now, I feel that a woman whose husband is having an affair will definitely die."

My best friend was so scared that she plopped down on her knees and cried, "It's not my fault. Your husband seduced me. "

The woman was shocked: "Lie in the trough!"

Boss, have a day off tomorrow. "

"Why?"

"The ex-girlfriend is getting married tomorrow.

"No, you have to work overtime tomorrow."

"Why, boss, before they ask for leave, you let them drive your Bentley. How did I change when I arrived? "

"Because fucking Lao tze tomorrow is the groom all.