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The line in Kung Fu in which the old beggar advised Master Xing to learn martial arts.
Old beggar: Hey, little brother, little brother, don't go.
The child turned around.
Beggar: Wow, it's amazing, it's amazing, you have a beam of light coming out of your head. You know, you are a martial arts expert at a young age. When I get through the second pulse of Ren Du, I can't fly to heaven. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? ...
In front of a person, it turned out to be a beggar in rags.
Beggar: I'll leave the task of protecting world peace to you, okay?
The child nodded and said, hmm!
Beggar: The secret of Tathagata's palm is priceless. I think it's destiny takes a hand with you. I'll charge you ten dollars to teach you.
A piggy bank is smashed in the picture.
come back to earth
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