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Comments from 2 million users

Weibo, "2 million style" to show off wealth, once released, attracted a lot of criticism, including many classic paragraphs; Some netizens make spoof videos to attack "choice", which is not only the trouble of the rich, but also the confusion of many netizens. This caused a bad singing among netizens. Efforts so far: the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, with an angry face and too careful wiping.

Yamaguchi Mountain Red Boy: I really don't want to see your lifelike magic face again.

Happy passion 1: The longer you contact people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Jade mirror hanging next to the jade building: an idiot can be your teacher, and even a mentally retarded person can teach you to speak.

Little sister: I just want this man to understand how stupid he is. What he said has no factual basis, and some of it is pseudoscience, which makes people feel ridiculous.

Beauty: You are a lovely, charming, hardworking, white and small new hybrid fish that will always serve the people.

Animal protection: animals become people when they wear this dress. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on. You belong to cucumber, you don't need to shoot. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed Show off your wealth! There are more than 300 photos of your mother in my computer! Show off your wealth! P ah

Major Wu Qianqian: It's amazing that you have 2 million yuan. What are you doing? Are you full?

Live for you 955: lend me some. I don't even have money to eat. Ha ha ha ha ha. Don't you have money? Just borrow some.

Tsing Yi Zongxin: It doesn't matter whether it is dazzling or not. You have achieved the goal of my life. Study abroad and really learn something.

Chen Jiameng _: Fuck you, don't circle me Wu Kequn, don't be black, you are disgusting.

Ruan Okan: A 2 million wedding is not afraid of jokes. Maybe traveling won't overdraw.

Carmen-c-y: 2 million is only enough for one year's tuition and living expenses. Keep asking your father for it. If not, ask michel platini for it.

Don't laugh: people nowadays show off their wealth just for fun and earn some eyeballs. The more you scold her for paying attention to her, the happier she will be. There is no way. That's what retarded people do. Ha ha.

Niu Haonan: There are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

Attack Xixi 8786: Even the brain-dead doctor who graduated from Aoyama University is not as brain-dead as you! In addition to poking fun at housing prices, topics such as Wu Kequn and studying abroad have also become materials adapted by netizens. For a time, "2 million bodies" were adapted into various funny jokes by the whimsy of netizens. "If only my father sent me 2 million! What would you do? " It has become a hot topic.