Humorous sentences on New Year's Day

1, I wish you richer than Bill Gates, more touching than Mona Lisa, more famous than Obama and more awesome than Clinton in the coming year. You can race Liu Xiang at a happy pace, and you can defeat bin Laden in planning. Smile is always with your face, the younger you live. Happy new year.

2. I hope that in the new year, you have a high position, light responsibilities, more money and less work, stay close to home, sleep until dawn every day, get salary cramps, spend money with gifts, and get a raise if others work overtime! Happy new year!

I wish you a happy New Year's Day, as happy as a pig!

Don't call me heartless. At least I sent a text message, which wasted the battery and risked my life by electromagnetic radiation, so I want to wish you a happy New Year's Day regardless of the consequences!

5, New Year's Day is coming, good luck hugs you tightly, love hugs you tightly, happiness is always by your side, happiness will accompany you to your old age, and you don't need a penny. Please treat me to dinner and nag, haha, happy New Year's Day.

When the new year comes, we should catch up with it earlier. Good luck will follow you, good luck will surround you, and financial resources will enter our pockets. We will all be very happy on New Year's Day! My blessing is so early, please be sure to receive it.

7. When I am rich, I will use dollars to lay the floor for you, use gold to build your house, use banknotes to light your cigarette, and let Chang 'e rub your back. Happy New Year's Day!

8. New Year's Day news is overwhelming. I'm afraid blessings can't be stuffed in. It is not easy to take action in advance to occupy the highlands. It's not easy to mix the top three. I want to wish you all the best. You can do whatever you want. Happy new year!

9. I want to turn all happiness into cream, knead all my blessings into chocolate, and make a cake with eternal happiness and throw it to you! Then say Happy New Year's Day!

10, spring breeze, flowers, chickens and ducklings play house. The duckling holds flowers in his hand and sticks them on the chicken's head. You are a chicken, I am a duck, and the duckling misses you like a horse. Happy new year!