Are there any ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes that embody the characteristics of Chinese characters?

Joke: once, a village held a meeting and only heard the radio say, "police, shrimp, no!" "

Pickled melons and pickles are too expensive! Comrades and villagers, don't talk, let's have a meeting now! )"

The host said, "please give me sausage and pickles." (Now, please speak to the township head. ) "The steward said,"

The dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk. There is enough food today. Let's make a big bowl. )"

Turtle's ass-turtle (regulation)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Tofu mixed with green onions-stir-fried tofu with two white pickles-the word (salt) comes first.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

Hardcover Maotai-taking photos of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

Holding a child-Shu (combing his heart), his father-Lao Su (Su)

Four-beam cotton-talk about (play) not being on the water margin strategist-no use (martial arts)

The 12356-nothing (4)

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven-Wang (forgot). )

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Amodou pops up two lines-I think (silk) is wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

Steamed a peach with 100 kg flour-a waste (waste) snack.

A jacket made of cloth-it's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

One-legged pants-one set (skirt)

A bright lamp-without two hearts (core)

To be a widow for life-an old hand (Shou), (There is a "widow for life" on the Internet.

Who is it? )

Twenty-five Liang-half crazy (sealed)

2345- lack of clothes (1)

23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).

Twenty-two cotton and four bows-a detailed talk (drama)

The second girl combs her hair-no need.

Second, Hu Qin-talking (playing) (just like the online "national * * *" and "

War of reunification and independence)

Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (Shen) and child deficiency (Xu)

Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys happiness (thinking of her husband)

Ten pence lost a penny-Long heard (nine pence)

Moonlight on the fifteenth-a lot (bright)

Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you, (the best way to deal with smoke bombs)

An 80-year-old woman yawned-the horizon is endless (teeth)

Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

A string of 800 copper coins-out of tune (hanging)

On the eighth day of September, I asked Chongyang-Soon (9)

Knife cutting Yuanxiao-unwilling (round)

Wear thin clothes for three or nine days in a row-there is a terrible wind.

How about Laoyou (Polygonum viviparum), a spinning girl for 30 years, sticking to the net? )

Three dollars for a tripe-make trouble everywhere (grass), (This shit shop has a bad tripe.

Many people)

Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao (Temple Temple)

Three-foot ladder-it's hard to say (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)

Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

Willow in March-exceptionally green (professional)

Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)

Pulling pancakes by cart-more greedy (stall)

Barley fell into chaos without a clue.

Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

The land Lord sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

The landlord is in prison-it's tiring (prison)

Earth God washes his face-lose (wet) face.

The land god falls into the well-labor (fishing) can't afford it.

The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine

The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

Born and raised in Xinger —— Bitter Children (Core Children)

Soil Silkworm Drills into Peanut Shell-Pretending to Be Human (Benevolent)

No umbrella on rainy days-stingy (wet)

Rain and sunshine-fake love (sunny day)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

A jacket two feet wide.

Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) egg

Rolling Stones on the Mountain-Reality (Stone) and Reality (Stone)

Blow the trumpet on the mountain-fame spreads far and wide.

Shanxi Walnut-Deception (Full of Kindness)

Drumming in the Valley-Memories (Rings)

Thousand-year-old temple-Wuyin (monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )

Kitchen God in Door God-Words (pictures) have words (pictures)

The janitor eats sugar cane-teaching (chewing paper)

Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)

Bend over and get wet by the heavy rain

Adzuki bean does nothing-it's always stuffy (stewed)

The young monk patted the fly on his head-aboveboard (beating) bright, (this online should be promoted.

This style of play)

The small stove turned over-bad luck (coal)

Tinkers wear glasses-find us (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)

The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid her hair), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )

Tofu mixed with onion-one transparent (green) and two white.

Eating in a Small Bowl-Eating by the Sky (Supplement)

Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)

Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ringing)

Set off firecrackers on the plane-think high (loudly)

Couplets,

1 sail against the wind, and sail late and fast; The tide rises and falls, straight.

Whether east or west, drink, whether prosperity or decline.

3 Take a white cow and pass by the Prince Store; Bai Gong rode a black horse to catch up with Gong Ye Chang. A student disciple of Jikongmen sparred. Min Ziqian and Min Ziqian are harmonious, white cattle and Berniu are harmonious, white chess and white chess are harmonious, and Gongye Chang and Gongye Chang are harmonious.

joke

Xiao Shen and his classmate Xiao Li work as secretaries in the same unit. After a long time, Xiao Shen thought this leader was better than Xiao Li. For example, the leader called Xiao Li "Plum, Plum", which was very kind, but he was "Xiao Shen and Xiao Shen" to himself, neither too cold nor too hot. One day, Xiao Shen and Xiao Li said this. Xiao Li sighed and said, "Alas ... have you ever seen a leader chasing a female subordinate and calling her aunt?" 1, two apes are cutting firewood in the deep mountain, and the little monkey dares to saw (sentence)

How does the old beast solve the problem (hoof)-when the horse is stuck in the mud?

2, because of the lotus root, (why)

Apricots don't need plums (fortunately, they don't need media)

3. Dogs gnawing at bones by the river (monks)-Su Shi

Poem (corpse) on the East Slope of Water —— Fo Yin

4. Master Gu Shang (monk)

Embroidered in front of the beauty hall (scholar)

Confucius was born in Zhou (Zhou).

Light dance (martial arts) began in Hanzhong (light dance: lightning; Hanzhong: the sky)

6, lantern cage lights, paper (orange) shell was originally only windproof.

Drum drum, tangerine peel can't knock half (summer)

7. Lotus (pity) has a bitter heart.

Pear-shaped (separated) intra-abdominal acid in children

8, light a candle at the bottom of the well, * * * Lang Changxing Mo Weiqi. (Candle-tell, go-violate) Wen Tingyun

9. The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and I can hear the songs on the Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Qing Qing) Zhu Yuxi