Come and see if you are smart with the quick turn questions and answers of the funny jokes?

How to cool down quickly in the hot summer? Cold jokes will help you cool down in a second! Brain teasers are not only popular for children to guess, but can also be used when classmates get together or when they are alone together. Sharp turns can often ignite topics and adjust the atmosphere.

The following is a twist on a bad joke I prepared for you, I hope you like it!

A quick twist on a bad joke 1

1. Four people were playing mahjong, someone reported them, and the police came to arrest them. , why were the five people taken away but not the one who reported it? Answer: Because four people were playing a man named mahjong

2. What lines do monkeys not like? Answer: Parallel Line! Because there is no intersecting banana

3. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, then whose car belongs to it? Answer: Yes, because if there is a car

4. A man and a woman went to the beach to tell jokes, and they both died. Why? Answer: Because the tsunami made the sea laugh, and they drowned

5. The blue gun and the blue gun Colorful knife, hit one idiom answer: invulnerable BLUE

6. Eleventh book, hit one idiom answer: incredible BOOK 11

7. Wolf\tiger and lion Playing games, who will be eliminated most? Answer: Wolf! Because there is Momotaro

8. Who is the mute among the sun/moon and stars? Answer: Stars! Because it is sung like this in "Lu Binghua": "The stars in the sky don't speak!"

9. How to make a sparrow quiet? Answer: Squeeze it! Because ducks and sparrows are silent

10. A coffee cup and a glass cross the road together , someone said: The car is coming! "Why was the glass cup killed but the coffee cup was not? Answer: Because the glass cup has no ears, but the coffee cup does!

11. Who is Wangqingshui? Give? Answer: "Aha", because Andy Lau sang like this: Aha! Give me a cup of love-making water!"

12. When wolves, tigers and lions play games, who will be eliminated the most? ?Answer: Wolf! Because of Momotaro

13. The coffee cup and the glass cup were crossing the road together. Someone said: The car is coming!" Why was the glass cup killed but not the coffee cup? Answer : Because the glass does not have ears, but the coffee cup does!

14. Michelin went to a certain school to recruit new employees, and the interview question was: Why was a little bird standing on a meter-high telephone pole not electrocuted to death? .The whole school has only one lifetime to be admitted, and his answer is that the little bird is wearing Michelin rubber shoes!

15. There is a story that has a scary beginning, a funny middle, and a tragic ending: Once upon a time, there was a ghost , farted and died!

16. Nowadays, telephones are pressed. In the past, telephones were dialed by inserting fingers into the number holes. Xiao Ming’s family used dialing at that time. My home phone number is, and people often dial it incorrectly. One day, Xiao Ming received a call from a woman. She asked Xiao Ming, "Can you call the emergency number for me?" Xiao Ming asked, "Why don't you call that woman yourself?" Answer, because I can only dial this number. Xiao Ming was very scared after hearing this and hung up the phone. But the calls kept coming. Xiao Ming had no choice but to answer again. The woman asked him for help again and said, please, my finger is stuck. It's in this phone hole!

17. Two tomatoes were crossing the road. A truck was passing by at high speed. One tomato couldn't avoid it and was crushed. The other tomato pointed at the squashed tomato. The tomatoes laughed, wowhaha~~~ketchup!

18. There was a duck named Xiao Huang. One day it was hit by a car, and it yelled "Quack", and from then on it became a Became a cucumber!

19. There was a matchstick and one day it itched its head, so it scratched its head hard, scratching it to death and catching fire

20. A Unfortunately, the college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and shouted: Tell me! Where are you from? If you don't tell me, I will electrocute you!" The college student said a word and was electrocuted to death! He said something :I'm from TV University!"

Cold joke twist 2

1. A fire broke out in the forest. After three days and three nights of rescue, the fire was extinguished, but the body of the diver was discovered. , it turns out that in order to fully and effectively extinguish the fire, seawater was pumped out, but the divers were pumped up!

2. Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, so use an idiom. Answer: The truth is revealed

3. Question: Why are pears the hottest fruit? Answer: Pears can be blanched with ions

4. Question: Who is the most compassionate anime character in the world? .

Answer: Doraemon. Why: Because he always extends his round hand to people!

5. Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world? Answer: Or Doraemon. Why: Because he couldn't see his fingers

6. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What did it become when he was picked up? Answer: Betel nut

7. Q: What chicken is the fastest in the world? A: KFC chicken nuggets are fast

8. Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat? A: People!

9. Q: One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat? A: Eat vegetables!~~

10. Q: Which animal is the master? A: Pig , because pigs are masters of abacus

11. Q: What animal is most likely to be stuck on the wall? A: Poster leopard

12. Q: What will happen to the fat man if he falls from the building? A: Fatty

13. Q: Who will help you to eat when you are full? A: Flying dragon, because flying dragons are in the sky

14. Q: A little A dog died while traveling in the desert. How did he die? A: He died of suffocation because there were no telephone poles to urinate in the desert.

15. Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it still suffocated to death. Why? A: There is a sign "No peeing here" on the telephone pole

16. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, but it still suffocated to death. Why? A: Many puppies were waiting in line and did not wait.

17. Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert. He found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He even got in line, but he still suffocated to death. Why? A: Because there were two beautiful dogs behind him. MM, he is embarrassed.

18. Q A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... When you grow up, what is the name of that tree...? A... Trigonometric function cold tree... .........

19. Q: Boss, don’t you call this beef noodles? Why doesn’t it even have beef?! A: They also call it wife cake. Is it possible for you to buy it? I gave you a wife as a gift?!

20. Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what is the name of a black, white, and red horse? A is a shy zebra, haha