Humorous short jokes

Where did it come from?

Dad: What? Xiao Ming, you are looking at pictures of naked women. Were you like this when you were a kid? Say, where did these photos come from? Xiaoming: I found it in your drawer!

Children and fools tell the truth.

Xiaoming: Mom, you are becoming more and more like a fish. Mom: You mean like a mermaid? Xiao Ming: No, you have more and more crow's feet!

Brother Jean Gua

Mother cut the watermelon into four pieces, ate one piece by herself, and left three pieces of different sizes for her brothers and sisters. The younger brother took the small piece and gave the biggest one to his sister. My mother was very pleased to see it, thinking that my brother learned to make pears in Kong Rong, but it was different and more sensible. My brother thought: I ate fast, but my sister hasn't finished eating. The rest piece is mine. I'll eat more.

There must be something.

At the gate of a primary school, Xiaogang pulled Xiaohong. Xiaogang said to Xiaohong: You got me pregnant, you should be responsible! ? Xiaohong exclaimed: Kissing has nothing to do with having children, right? Xiaogang:? Of course there is! If you don't believe me, go back and ask mom and dad if they are your own! ?

Covered in shit

Mosquitoes flew past flies, and a stench came to my face. Mosquito said:? Fly, you are too careless. You are covered in shit. ? The fly said, you are too ignorant, I am showing off my wealth. ?

* * * Drink shit.

Two twin maggots were separated from each other from birth, and they didn't meet again until they both became flies. The two were crying and telling each other the pain of parting. I was even more embarrassed when I knew that I lived in the same toilet. One of them shook his head and said with great emotion, I live at the end of the toilet and you live at the end of the toilet. I miss you drinking shit every day. ?

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