Happy jokes about the insurance industry

Father and son are walking back after visiting the night market. On the way, a robber pointed a gun at the young man: "put the money down!" " The old man jumped on the robber and told his son, "Run! ""The robber said, "You old man are dying." "Yes, you shoot, I have personal insurance!"

I bought insurance.

A man helped his wife buy insurance from an insurance company. After signing the contract, the man asked the salesman, "If my wife dies tonight, how much can I get?" The salesman replied, "About twenty years in prison!" "