Humorous joke: Xiaoming uses "happen to coincide" to make sentences

1. In the first Chinese class, the teacher said in class: Xiao Ming, please use the word' happen to coincide' to make sentences. Xiaoming stood up and said, I saw a beautiful sister in the park last night. I asked her' Do you want to make an appointment'? Sister said: no children.

The teacher said, get out!

When waiting in line, the uncle standing behind me patted me on the shoulder and said, May I stand in front of you? I said:? All right. ? Then turn back in one place, which meets the requirements of uncle.

3. Drinking at noon, bosses like to finish the sauna massage. Usually every 40 minutes or so 120 yuan. I feel sleepy after drinking wine and fall asleep after a massage. The masseur stole the happiness and sat aside to have a rest. After waking up, he went over and asked, Are you comfortable? Generally, after waking up, they are connected to Shu Tai and are in a hurry to say:? All right, all right! It's so comfortable I'll see you next time

4. teacher:? Please make sentences with "you" and "you". The shorter the sentence, the better! ? Xiaoming:? Double! ? Teacher:? That makes perfect sense. I can't find a reason to let you go out! ?

There is one reason why you can never win a quarrel with your mother: when you disagree with her, children should listen to adults. ? Do you have wings when you refute her? Dare to talk back to me, don't you? You reason with her, I eat more salt than you do. ? When you deny her wrong point of view with the right point of view, yo, you didn't learn in vain. You all know how to teach your mother a lesson! ? Mom has another killer: my pig is better than you! !

6. A friend and his girlfriend are waiting in line for the egg tart to come out. A friend stood behind her and saw the ultra-thin clothes in the back pocket of his girlfriend's jeans exposed. She reached out and tried to help her put it back. At this time, an aunt next to her rushed up and slapped her friend and scolded her righteously. Dead rascal, take advantage of others in broad daylight! ? This is not GC. GC is his girlfriend. When she turned around, she not only didn't help him explain, but also slapped him?

7. Two buddies in the dormitory watch the animal world. They said that salmon died to lay eggs, and there were many dead fish floating on the beach. Then A said: There are so many dead fish, go in and pick up two and cook them. ?

b:？ How to get in?

A:? Just smash the computer. ?

At that time, my buddy was anxious: you think I am stupid! If I smashed the TV, the water in that river wouldn't drown me! ?

8、? Do you know that in the animal world, males often show themselves in front of females and win their favor through some special movements and postures? ?

Pol.ice: Is that why you streaked in front of the girls' dormitory? ! ?

9. The same is meat. Why is it so popular on the chest and so annoying on the stomach? Is this geographical discrimination?

10, ask a friend today:? Do you know what is the most disloyal thing in the world? The friend said:? Money. ? Why do you always come back by yourself when you take it out? ?