Mahjong humorous short sentences

1. Funny phrases for playing mahjong

The lines in Stars Three Missing One are quite funny:

A bra with a golden gun, 7 barrels.

The couple quarreled, back to back, north wind.

Presidential Palace, 7 items

Pay attention to the eight tubes! ! ! ! !

I don’t care, Wu Suo.

Oh, so many 9 pieces

Cherry lipstick with two pointed ends

Big cake for you to eat

9 pockmarked faces

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It’s not difficult to get rid of Nan

"If you still want to play cards at this level, you should go back and beat your wife."

Li Ke PONG (fourth tone) Hoop

Dongdong Road Dongdong Dongfeng

Who doesn’t have parents? Feeding one will kill you

Wang Dong, you haven’t been here for a long time. , I touched myself! ! !

Stroke. . Oh no no~ The red one..

The red one! ! !

Hey~ Congratulations on getting rich!

Beat it faster, beat it faster, it’s already one o’clock, why don’t you beat it faster.

What are you waiting for? Wait for the police to come and arrest you! 2. Nanjing Mahjong’s classic funny quotes

Nanjing Mahjong’s classic funny quotes are more detailed on the official website. In fact, they are mantras that players often use when playing Nanjing Mahjong.

1. You can’t win the first prize if you are cut into pieces with a thousand cuts;

2. Win with a rival, lose with nothing;

3. It’s hard to buy a home if you have money. bump.

4 Touch up and down, there is a song in mahjong!

5 Points for your own guns, let the bad guys talk~

6 Betting is not a loss!

7 The dealer is incompetent!

8 If you lose and don’t surrender, it shows that you have a strong sense of competition!

9. If you won Jinshan and don’t run away, it shows that you have high ideological quality!

9. Bump up and down (bomb, which means touching yourself)

10. Hit the opponent to death, benefit the opponent below, and excite the opponent to death

11 Mahjong is worse than drinking arsenic

12 It all depends on one hand, from one to nine! (Means not eating or touching, liking Menqing)

13 Immortals are afraid of their left hands! (When you are not lucky, change your hand to touch the card to change your luck)

14 is used for abortion! (When you lose a lot of money, give money to the female Mayan friends)

15 Take it to buy medicine! (What you say when you lose a lot of money is to give money to your male Mahmoru friends)

16 Three things to eat are worse than one pick.