Jokes to make your girlfriend happy

Jokes to make your girlfriend happy are as follows:

1. Why some people can’t help but want to sleep when they see a book, because they sleep with books.

2. I met a very beautiful girl when I went out today. I held it in for a long time but I couldn’t think of asking her what color sacks you like.

3. Let’s make a bet. If I lose, let me kiss you. If you lose, let you kiss me.

4. One day, my cat disappeared. I searched the whole room and couldn't find it. So I asked my roommate, have you seen my cat? He said, it is on your head. superior.

5. Do you know why you can’t put your mobile phone next to your bed, because it will tempt you to sleep.

6. You and my mother fell into the water at the same time. I will save you first. My mother is so old, but you are still young. Besides, you can’t swim.

7. Let’s go to the movies. Which one do you want to see? The one with a tragic ending.

8. Your ex-girlfriend and I fell into the water at the same time. Who would you save? Of course I would save you. She is already your ex.

9. I dreamed about you last night. I dreamed that you were eating a large piece of chocolate cake, but you woke up before you finished eating.

10. Let’s break up, because you have become unlovable.