Classic jokes about cheating in exams

0 1) In high school, during a political exam, a boy sitting in the last row spread his textbook on his leg, only to find that the invigilator crept around behind him and stroked his shoulder like an old cat. The student was stunned and his face remained unchanged. He said, "Sorry, there are too many things in the table. I have to let it stay on my lap." Then he lowered his head and continued to write the disease book. The whole class fell down.

(02) In junior high school, in a biology exam, the female classmate next to her threw the book on the ground and opened the page with her toes to copy it. I have always admired her eyesight and the flexibility of her toes.

(03) A girl was writing on her leg and was seen by the invigilator's male teacher. He told her to stand up, but he dared not ask her to lift her skirt. As a result, the girl got the first place in the exam.

(04) I have a college classmate who bought a box of embroidery needles before the English test, and then engraved the test contents mentioned by the teacher on the desk in advance. Our table is the kind of shiny hard board, which can't be seen straight, but can be seen horizontally. He carved all afternoon, blunted n stitches, and finally his hands were numb, and then he threw a book and took a seat on the table. I think that table will be seized by my brothers and sisters in the future.

(05) The exam I earned the most was that I didn't prepare anything, thinking I was going to die, and I prepared the review fee! Come to the examination room and sit there in a daze. As a result, the invigilator asked everyone to change seats. I went to my new seat and took a look. Wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! All the answers are copied on the table, and they are all copied! Looking around, I found a brother staring at me with fire eyes! Ha ha ha ha, as a result, this course passed smoothly! !

(06) Some people sleep during the exam and don't wake up until the exam is over. I looked around and found that all the students behind me had finished their papers, but they hadn't written their names yet. He picked it up, wrote down his name and handed it in. ...

(07) My former girlfriend MM was an English major, but I wasn't. Once our department took an examination of college English and was unexpectedly called MM temporary invigilator! I almost fainted when I saw her come in ~ ~ ~ My buddies stared at me (I was beaten after the exam). My English is a mess, MM patrol exam, aiming at my test paper, almost fainted. The invigilator with MM is a middle-aged man in his forties, whom I don't know. MM excuses to chat with him, blocking his sight, and we plagiarize crazily! MM smiled at him, too, damn it, it was cheaper for that uncle (MM is the flower of the foreign language department)! Helpless, not or not. MM came to look at the test paper, gave me a hard look and quietly pointed to my answer sheet: "Pig head, all wrong choices!" " "Five minutes later, my mobile phone received a text message. At first glance, it was sent by MM, and they all answered! Happiness ing…… ............ As a result, all the boys in the class passed, because one person is blessed! The English teacher speaks highly of our class! Since then, my MM has become the god of our department ~ ~ ~

(08) A metalworking practice (make-up exam), we copied crazily. When handing in the papers, the invigilator checked the papers for us, pointed out our mistakes and corrected them on the spot. As a result, our lowest score was 85, but everyone gave the invigilator 30 yuan (euphemistically called: make-up exam fee) before the exam.

(09) Students A and B look alike! After 65 minutes of physics examination, Party A will hand in the papers; Then, B goes to WC, and A goes back to the classroom and continues to come in for the exam!

(10) When I was a sophomore, I sat with people from the physical education department and took the exam. Our classmates are very generous, as long as they don't affect us, they can copy our papers at will. A strongman copied one of our classmates' test papers from beginning to end. After handing in the paper, he mysteriously asked our classmates, "Why do you want to write a lot of words on that big topic first, then draw a big box and a big cross, and then write a paragraph?" Is there a format regulation? " Everyone fainted. It was our classmates who answered for a long time and found it wrong. He crossed it out before writing, but his old man meticulously copied it all down. ...

(1 1) When I was a sophomore, I took an English test, which was divided into AB papers, all of which were multiple-choice questions. A brother finally got the answer in the last ten minutes, and suddenly found that the answer was volume A, while his own paper was volume B. It was too late to get the answer. After thinking for a minute, he began to copy. After copying, he tore up the "B" in the corner of the answer sheet, wrote an "A" and handed in the paper. After the score came out, he got 60 points ... the whole class admired him.

(12) Tell me about my buddy. Once in an elective exam, this guy overslept and didn't take the exam, so he had to wait for a make-up exam. I didn't expect this guy to pass as soon as the results were announced. I didn't catch anyone. I caught n, but I didn't catch him. Brothers are sweating ~ ~ ~ Later, we analyzed that the teacher must have picked out the failed papers, added "failed" one by one, and the rest passed all the time. I didn't expect those who didn't come to the exam to pass.

(13) One of my buddies caught a cold during the exam and blew his nose with a blank exercise book. Halfway through the exam, the grade director came to check, and when he saw several folded papers on his buddy's desk, he went to open the exam. All the students who saw it began to snicker. Unexpectedly, the director patiently opened all the notes after discovering that one of them was not true. The audience went crazy.

(14) My dormitory boss and I were senior six. After playing CS for one semester, we memorized it for four days before the exam, and both thought it was very likely that we would fail, so we decided to give it a try and hand in our names after answering questions in the examination room. Let's talk about it after the exam. There is really no pressure to give others an exam.

(15) In many universities, young teachers are the majority, and invigilation is generally boring, so I look at girls. Why beautiful girls don't study hard, and the consequences can be imagined. There is an invigilator, and a girl is very beautiful, especially enchanting and famous. The young teachers in the whole building made an excuse to look around. The poor girl didn't take out any notes in her pocket, so she had to make up the exam, only to be found by the teachers.

(16) A buddy took an examination of fuzzy control for two hours. The teacher invigilated and shook his head while invigilating: "It's all taught in class. It's not difficult. It's all wrong Did you bring the book? Read a good book! " It's almost time, and the teacher announced, "Delay for half an hour." After another ten minutes, the teacher couldn't bear it: "How did you learn? You made a mistake when reading a book. That's not right! It should be like this ... "Turn around and walk to the podium, start writing on the blackboard, finish the blackboard, and then clap your hands:" Extend it for another half an hour. " Nahan ~ ~ ~

(17) In the last class of junior information statistics, the teacher asked us whether to open or close the exam. After discussion, everyone chose to open the book, thinking that they could at least copy some. After returning to the dormitory, I learned that my brother's class was closed and the exam time was arranged. They also got the first place in the exam. After they finished the exam, we hurried to inquire about the topic. They said, "No, it's hard. If you open your book, you're dead. You can't copy it if you get it. " Wait a minute, dizzy, it's just the same paper. After the grades came down, the brother class was arrested a lot. They were very angry and went to the old man to argue. The old man said, "You chose the closed paper yourself. I didn't say that the paper was different. "

(18) According to our teacher, the invigilator of the brother school next door can reward 50 yuan for catching a cheating student. As a result, a teacher caught a girl cheat sheet (a piece of paper). Just as the teacher was preparing to receive the prize with her grades, the girl rushed forward, grabbed the note back and swallowed it in one gulp. The teacher was shocked, and it took a long time to say a word: "You are worse than the underground party before liberation!" " "

(19) Once I went to study for myself, I saw an acquaintance sitting there talking to someone in the classroom, and that person was chatting with me while doing the problem. Later, it was found that the atmosphere was wrong. I didn't know I was taking an exam until I asked. I asked, "Where is the teacher?" She said, "The teacher is in the last row." I came out to watch the clock for 20 minutes. (PS: optional exam)

(20) When I took the college physics exam, I handed in my own papers. I read a brother's fill-in-the-blank question temporarily and changed the answer on the podium. The teacher came over and asked, I said my name was written wrong, and my exam results came down ... 6 1! (That was close ...)

(2 1) High school students copied books during the exam and found the questions ambiguous, so they took textbooks and teachers' theories. It took the teacher three minutes to react and sighed.

(22) In our junior year, we had an elective course-Macro-control, and I basically didn't go to class. Later, during the exam, the whole class cried and begged the teacher to open the book (the last class was quite crowded). The teacher was very kind and agreed. When I took the exam the next day, I found that the book was long gone (it was lent to other departments, and they were compulsory). Later, the whole class only collected a dozen books. During the exam, four people used a book, copied it at random and chattered endlessly. The invigilator and his wife (also a teacher in our department) can't stand it. They stood on the platform and said with an angry smile, "You can't, I'll give you a book to copy." Give you the book, you don't even know where to copy it ... "

(23) Those who used to take the foreign teacher exam can bring in a dictionary. Many people bring electronic dictionaries or PDA, and all the contents are entered first. The most exaggerated thing is that there are many things in a class, and a few girls get into it, and then they transmit it wirelessly during the exam. ...

(24) I once dreamed that I was taking an exam, which scared me to death. I woke up and found that I was really taking an exam!