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Back to the 46th Sanshanmen sage farewell wuhe snobbery (2)
Mr. Yu went home across the river, and then Mr. Yu took the post and read it with Naige. It read:
My foolish brother Yu Liang, please ask Cousin Yuda to teach the children in the house and pay 420 gold gifts every year. This order.
Mr. Big saw it and went to visit the next day. Yu Huaxuan was greeted with joy and sat down. The page took the tea and ate it. Yu Huaxuan said: Children are stupid and have been out of school since childhood. A few years ago, the stupid brother wanted to ask his cousin to teach him, because his cousin was traveling in other places. It happened that my cousin was at home today, and the child was lucky. Juren, Jinshi, my cousin and I have many cars, which is nothing strange. In the future, children under my cousin's door must learn from my cousin's character first, which will benefit a lot! ? Mr. Yu da said:? An old chap like me, a silly brother, is a close friend of the two families and only hits it off with my brother. My brother's son is my son. Why don't I teach wholeheartedly? If you say you are a successful person and a scholar, I have never won, or I am not good at it; As for the article on conduct, your son has his own family, and the silly brother just doesn't do anything. ? Then they smiled at each other. I chose an auspicious day and invited my husband to the museum. Mr. Yu Da arrived early. Danger little childe zhu visit, is very clever. Thank you. Yu Huaxuan sent it to the library. Mr. Yu Da became a teacher.
Yu Huaxuan said goodbye and went to sit in the study over there. As soon as I sat down, the man on the door came in with the guests. This guest is Tang Santan's brother, named Tang Erbang Zhui. He is a literary juren on the record, but he joined the school with Yu Huaxuan. Today, because my husband opened the museum, I wandered in to accompany him. Yu Huaxuan asked him to sit down for tea. Tang Er leaned on his spine and said, Congratulations on your son's opening today. ? Yu Huaxuan said: That's right. ? Tangerbang spinal canal:? This gentleman is the best, but he is not good at sitting. He is good at doing these miscellaneous studies and wasting business. On Mr. Yu Da's official career promotion, although it is not a bad habit nowadays, he wants to learn from the ostentation and extravagance in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, but it is not a neutral official career. ? Yu Huaxuan said: The child is still young. Now I invite cousin Yu, just to learn from him and not be so snobbish. ?
After sitting for a while, Tang Er stuck to the spinal canal. Lao Hua, I want to ask you something about the ancient study. ? Yu Huaxuan said: What do I know about ancient learning! You make fun of me with this. ? Tangerbang spinal canal:? This is no joke. I really need to ask you. It's just that I am lucky to have a criminal record. I have a nephew who lives in Fengyang House. He and I have a list, a list and a door. He has never been to the county seat since he won the lottery, and now he is here to worship his ancestors. He came to worship me yesterday, didn't he? Stupid nephew in the year of the door? I'm paying him a return visit now, but which one should I use? Uncle Mennian? Yu Huaxuan said: What do you say about Tang Er-bang spinal canal? Didn't you hear that? My nephew and I are in the same class. He wrote it in the room of a real estate teacher. Stupid nephew in the year of the door? The Post worships me, but I should still give it back to him, Yu Huaxuan said. Don't I know that my roommate is called a roommate! But what did you just say? Stupid nephew in the year of the door? Four words, all nonsense, all talk in a dream. The spinal canal of Tang Er Gang:? What's with Yu Huaxuan talking in his sleep and laughing? There has never been such a miracle since ancient times. ? Tang Er Bangzhui changed his face and said, Lao Hua, don't blame me. Although you are a noble family, all the old gentlemen sent by your family have come from afar, and you have never won. Don't you think you might know these official ceremonies? My nephew, I don't know how many elders he met in Beijing. The style of his post must have a history. Is it written by Yu Huaxuan? Your eldest brother said he should write like this, so he wrote, and asked me why! ? Tangerbang spinal canal? You don't know. I'll ask Mr. Yu when he comes out for dinner. ? Just then, the page came and said, Master Yao came in. ? Two people stand up together. Master Yao came in and sat down. Yu Huaxuan said: Cousin Wu, why did you leave after dinner yesterday? There is a home-cooked meal waiting for you at night, so you won't go. ? Tangerbang spinal canal:? Yao Laowu, did you have lunch here yesterday? I met you this afternoon, and now you said you had dinner at the old six in Renchang Electric Room. Why did you lie like this?
The page set the meal and invited Mr. Yu Da. Mr. Qinda is the chief, opposite to the second gang of Tang Dynasty. Master Yao is sitting at the table, and his master is with him. After dinner, Yu Huaxuan smiled and told Teacher Yu that he had just written a post. Mr. Yu was so angry that his face turned purple and the tendons in his neck came out. He said, Who said that? Excuse me, in this world, ancestors and fathers, or surnames, Yu Huaxuan said, which is more important? It goes without saying that nature is the father. ? Mr. Yu da said:? Knowing that ancestors are important, how can you win a juren and lose your own relatives, and uncles agree with the year? I don't want to hear such accusations for the rest of my life! Second brother, your nephew, thanks to his success, turned out to be a man who didn't understand a word. If it is my nephew, I will take him to the ancestral temple to play dozens of boards! ? Mr. Tang Erbang Zhui and Mr. Ye Yu were annoyed like a red bug. Knowing that he was pedantic and angry, he said something ambiguous and left.
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