Do you have any super funny jokes about love?

1. The panda loves the deer deeply, but it is rejected when expressing its love.

The panda roared, "Why? Why everything? "

The deer said timidly, "My mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers."

Fish and water love each other very much.

Water said, "Let me hold you day and night and never leave you!" " "

The fish said, "Let me lie in your warm arms and enjoy your care!" " "

The pot said, "Ah, it's almost ripe, and you are still so poor!" "

Feeling a good relationship, she asked him, "How did you think of writing me a note?"

The man replied, "I wrote it to every girl in the class, and only you replied."

4. A godsend: It's raining, and she doesn't have an umbrella. So he volunteered to ride her home, and she sat in the back seat with an umbrella. How romantic! After a few steps, we fell into a puddle together. So she took a taxi and left first, and he carried the car home by himself.

There are many people in the car. He was in there, but it was not very crowded. But suddenly I found a girl I like at the door of my dream, so I tried my best to squeeze into her side. Before looking at him carefully, she finally couldn't help it, threw up all over him, and then said she was sorry to get off the bus.

6. When two charming children got married, they got married that night. After seeing off the guests, Jiaozi suddenly found a meatball on the bed, but Jiaozi was gone. Panic quickly shouted: "where is my bride?" Meatball scolded: "Damn, people don't know anyone when they take off their clothes?" ! "