Several English jokes circulating on the Internet

Several popular English jokes circulating on the Internet

Joke 1

Why are six afraid of seven?

Q: Why are six afraid of seven?

A: Because seven ate nine.

Question: Why are six afraid of seven?

Answer: Because you can eat seven even nine!

(Laughter: It should have been seven, eight, nine, but I used the same pronunciation to change eight to ate. )

Joke 2

Use? Beans Make a sentence

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said a girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. The third student said loudly, "We are all human beans."

A teacher asked his students to use words? Beans Make a sentence, and one of the girls says? My father grows beans? . Another classmate said? My mother fried beans? . The third student said? We're human? .

(Laughter) The word the teacher asked to use is beans, which means beans. As a result, the third student confused all beings with beans because of the same pronunciation. )

Joke 3

Two pieces of cake

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure-take this piece and cut it in half!

Tom: Mom, can I have two cakes?

Mom: Sure-take this cake and cut it into two pieces!

Joke 4

Little girl's wish

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would be taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all the time.

On the way home from the ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked the students what they thought. The youngest girl in the class said that she hoped the dancers would grow taller, so that they wouldn't have to stand on tiptoe all day.

Joke 5

Boxing and running

Dan is teaching his son how to box. When he did this, he left his friend, "This is a difficult world, so I? I am teaching my son to fight. "

Friend: "but suppose he meets someone much older than him, who is it?" She was also taught how to box. "

Dan: "Me? I am also teaching him to run. "

Dan is teaching his son how to box. He told his friend: This is a rough world, so I want to teach my son how to fight. ?

Friend:? What if he meets someone bigger and stronger who can box?

Dan:? I will also teach him how to run a race. ?

Joke 6

recollections of the past

Ten of us got together to celebrate our widowed mother's 80th birthday. Our topic was early struggle, walking to work and saving money in a clothing store, when my sister said, "Of course, we will definitely be poor because we are a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children? "

Mother looked around and said to all of us, "So, where do you want me to stop?"

There are always * * * ten people who get together to congratulate our widowed mother on her eightieth birthday. The topic we talked about was the early years of our family. Hard work, walking to work, now? New clothes party? Save money in the shop to buy clothes. Then my sister said:? Of course, our life is very difficult because there are too many children in our family. Mom, why do you have so many children?

Mom looked at us and said, so, where do you want me to park?

Joke 7

Dating for mother

As a young waitress in a cafe. On Tom? S building began to wave hello every day. Tom was flattered because she was at least 15 years younger than him. One day, she waved to Tom again. When Tom came over, she asked, "Are you single?"

"Oh, yes," Tom replied, grinning at her.

"So is my mother," she said. "Do you want to meet her?"

appointment

There is a coffee shop in the building where Tom works. There is always a lady there who greets him every day. Tom was flattered because the young lady looked at least 15 years younger than him. One day, she waved to Tom again and motioned for him to come over. So Tom went over. She asked. Are you single now? Yes, I am. Tom said with a big smile on his face. ? So is my mother. She said,? Do you want to meet her?

Joke 8

What did I get? What can I get?

Teacher: If I cut a steak in half and then cut the other half in half, what will I get?

Teacher: If I cut a steak in half, how many pieces can I get?

Tommy: 25 cents.

Tommy: Four dollars.

Teacher: What if I cut it twice?

Teacher: What can I get if I cut it twice?

Tommy: Hamburgers.

Tommy: Hamburgers.

Joke 9

frog

The science teacher is giving his students a biology class, he said. Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket. ? Then he reached into his pocket and took out a chicken sandwich.

He was puzzled for a while, pondered for a while, and said? That's interesting. I clearly remember having lunch. ?

frog

The teacher is giving a biology class to the students: Now, I want to show you this frog in my schoolbag. Then he reached into his pocket and took out a chicken sandwich. The teacher looked puzzled, pondered for a while and said, how strange. I clearly remember that I had already had lunch.

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