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What kind of experience is it for a road idiot to go out?
A road, you have to go to Qian Qian thousands of times to remember; What the hell is the southeast and northwest? It is good to be able to distinguish between before and after; It is not reliable to follow the navigation. Every time I enter a dead end, I just can't turn around. Walking back and forth on the road with a mobile phone; Ask all the way, you have to ask all the way. This is the other direction, you forgot. On the road of not leaving others, you are on the road of losing yourself. When I visit a friend's house many times, I always ask, "Where is your home?" I forget when to go out every time I go.
"Hey, isn't this a waste of time?" As a senior road idiot, every time I get lost and walk a few times, I can always find my way home at the end of my rope, which is even more inexplicable and has a unique sense of accomplishment. I am really a serious road blindness and road dementia patient. Who can save me? Just like you, are you still determined to walk around?
Hangzhou Dragon Boat Festival, I lost myself as soon as I got off the train. My sister clearly told me the address, but I still navigated into a dead end and couldn't get around it. I didn't come out of the alley until the rain stopped in Mao Mao and my brother-in-law sent me the real-time location on WeChat again and again.
As soon as I saw the road ahead, I was suddenly enlightened. I should have arrived at my sister's house at nine o'clock, but I didn't arrive until ten o'clock. I didn't find it myself, but my brother-in-law finally found it. As a result, they scolded him abruptly again:
"Why can't you find the way? Tell you the location clearly? " "I navigated into a dead end and couldn't get around it." "Follow the navigation, depending on the actual situation." "I can't believe in myself, I can only believe in navigation. Navigation is not reliable?"
After several times, I went out with my sister, but I can't remember their floor. That's enough. With live navigation, I didn't pay attention at all, secretly gave myself a wooden stick and watched them sigh again and again. I hit my head with a hammer. "This road is really stupid!"
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