Tell me a longer joke.

The story happened in the suburb of a big city. ......

Lin is a freshman in 0 1. They are in the same dormitory. When I first entered school, I felt good. Although it is in the suburbs, the teaching building and dormitory are brand new. But after a long time, they feel that the dormitory is too noisy and there is no learning atmosphere, especially after the roommate bought a laptop. So they decided to rent a house outside. ........

After searching for more than a week, I finally found something. In a four-story famous room in Gaosha village, they rented the room at the bottom of the corridor on the second floor, which was cheap and sunny, and the only toilet on the second floor was next door. It's convenient, but the landlord locked the toilet with a big lock and said, "The water pipe inside is broken, so we need to use the toilet to the first floor." Two people can't just stay. After living for a while, they feel good and get acquainted with the people around them. Even the mother-in-law who lives on the stairs doesn't talk to them, and they don't care. Most old people have done this. The only regret is that the nearest toilet can't be used. It's really tiring to run up and down to go to the toilet. So they pried open the big lock and took a look. Toilet, sink and shower faucet are all available, and nothing bad is found. Two people scolded.

That night, after taking a bath, they read books on the table. When they saw the sound of water coming from the toilet next door at 1 1, Qiang said to Lin, "Look, the toilet we just opened is in use. It's convenient for everyone Someone will thank us tomorrow. " When Lin Zheng looked at it carefully, he only gave a "grace". When they saw that 12 really couldn't hold on, they wanted to go to bed, but there were still people washing in the toilet. Lin complained, "Who's washing it so late? Go and have a look."

He glanced at Lin, who was already lying in bed, and said, "You are lazy. Who could it be? " Then he came to the door of the toilet and pushed open the ajar door. He was shocked. "Damn mouse, it's scary to come out in the middle of the night!"

There is no one in the toilet, only the tap is on. He scolded "TMD" and turned off the tap. When he returned to his room, Lin was still sleeping and asked, "Who is washing?" "No one, I don't know who is so rude, and the tap is not turned off," he said in a muffled voice. Then I fell asleep again. Sleeping until three o'clock, the two were awakened by the sound of water. Lin rubbed his eyes and said discontentedly, "What's the matter, don't let people sleep? Qiang, did you just turn off the tap? " Forced to wear slippers, he said, "It's off, what's wrong?" He came to the door of the toilet in a daze and pushed it open. "Damn, the fire is very big, are you kidding? ! "I saw the faucet run away again. I turned off the faucet angrily and turned to go. Suddenly, there was a bang, the sound of the toilet flushing. Strong "mom" gave a cry and ran back to the room. Lin sat on the bed and stared at him: "What's the name of that ghost? What's wrong? " He gasped and replied, "I really met a ghost." The toilet flushes automatically. Scared me to death! " "Lindbergh saw his one eye:" Nervous, didn't the landlord say there was something wrong with the water pipe? How can there be ghosts and sleep! " After what happened just now, Qiang could not sleep, but Lin began to snore. In a daze, he heard the song "Sister Lin * * * * *" next door, as if she were singing Yue Opera in a sage. The sound drifted slowly from the toilet to their door, trembling with fear, and Lin's snoring stopped long ago. He shouted softly, "Qiang, did you hear anything?" Be strong! Strong trembling replied: "I heard it, don't make any noise." * * "gradually, there is no sound. .......

The two men tossed and turned all night. The next day, two "giant pandas" went to class, where the sun was shining and the air was fresh. Soon they forgot what happened last night, but when they returned to their room at night, they remembered what happened last night. As soon as they discussed it, they decided to take a bath and go to bed early, so 10 read a book for a while and then went to bed. Just lying down, they suddenly asked, "Lin, you just finished washing." Lin Dao: "Turn it off, don't be suspicious and go to sleep." Sleeping until 1 1, I couldn't help it. He sat up and looked at Lin. Lin looked back at Qiang and said, "I really turned off my phone. Why don't you go and have a look?" Strong stare big eyes: "what! ! If you ask me to go, I won't go this time. You have to go by yourself. " Obviously, the two men heard the sound of * * next door again and said calmly, "Never mind, go to sleep!" " Both of them lay down and covered their heads with quilts at the same time, sweating like a pig whether it was hot or stuffy. In a daze, I heard that "* * * people are empty, * * old love is eager, recalling the past, past couples are as sweet as honey, recalling the past (ah), and past couples are inseparable. * * * "is an excerpt from the Yue Opera" People Go to the Empty Building and Be Silent ". They always stop when they pass by their house, listening to the songs floating in the past. "If you die, you will die!" Forced to get out of bed, squat down to the door and look out through the door. Lin also walked aside and looked out through the door. The song floated slowly again. "* * * people go empty, and there is silence * * * ..." They hold their breath and hold each other's hands, covered in sweat. Suddenly a red shadow flashed, "Ah!" Two people light shout a loud, quickly covered her mouth, they want to wait for her to come and see clearly, but that night was too quiet, even the sound of * * running * *.