How to hurt each other with friends

Recently, I saw some hurtful words on short video platforms. The typical one is to curse people without using any curse words. Share it with you today!

1. You are a crayfish, stingy, deaf and blind.

2. You are a spicy fish, fragrant, spicy and redundant.

3. You only have one bottle of Laoganma, who is old, dry and aunty.

4. You are a bottle of Erguotou, both obedient and top-notch.

5. You are an old popsicle, old, ice-cold and bachelor.

6. You are a piece of yellow braised chicken, yellow, stuffy and rubbish.

7. You are a pickled fish, sour, vegetable and superfluous.

8. You are a red bean paste bun, funny, stupid and idiot.

9. You are a piece of pork belly, dirty, flowery and meaty.

10. You are a saber-toothed shark, cheap, crazy and stupid.

11. You are a fat catfish, fat, slimy and superfluous.

12. You are like a plate of shredded potatoes, you are earthy, funny and silly.

13. You are a piece of chocolate, cute, cute and beautiful.

The above words, except for the last sentence, are basically curse words. Personally, I think these are jokes made between friends when joking. Just laugh it off!

We all know that friends are still relatively casual, that is, they exchange a few words with each other in their spare time and chatting time. Not only will it not ruin friendships, but it will also add some fun. Of course, the above words cannot be taken seriously.

However, if someone you are really unfamiliar with says this to you, especially only the first half of the sentence, you should be careful, as they may be scolding you. Don’t be afraid, just use the words above to fight back. Funny sentences to hurt your friends

1. I want to give you a rose, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven’t learned how yet; I want to kneel down to you, but the ring is still in the safe.

2. If you have smelled the strong fragrance of flowers, don’t ask for whom my flowers are red. Love is more important than knowing, drunk is more powerful than knowing. The flowers bloom and fade, but they are empty in the end. Fate does not stay, like The spring breeze comes and goes, and women are like flowers and dreams.

3. The sparks of love burst out from the sparkling thunder, burning my eyes; the drizzle sprinkled the nutrients of love, soaking into my heart; the breeze blew away the wings of love, taking away my Soul; rainbows travel through the time and space of love and enter your city; white clouds float in the direction of love and hover above you; mantras convey the message of love directly to your mobile phone!

4. When I'm without you in the middle of the night, I think of you as a pillow; when I'm without you during the day, I think of you as the sun; one day when I'm really without you, I'm just a skeleton. Don't let this happen on this Valentine's Day. I turned into a skeleton

5. All men are created equal, except those who are married.

6. If you love your own children, you don’t necessarily love your own mother; if you love your own mother, you must love your own children; if you love someone who doesn’t care about you, you will certainly love your lover.

7. Turning the simple into rich is wisdom; turning the rich into simple is wisdom. Rich, helpful for thinking; simple, easy to implement. Rich simplicity, if you can think and do it, you can achieve great things.

8. Turning simple things into complex requires imagination, but it requires mystery; turning complex things into simple requires generalization and honesty.

9. People with little money often have bad temper. Small fish always like to float on the water; sharks just hide deep in the bottom of the sea. Therefore, the streets are full of paupers wearing gold, silver, and gorgeous clothes.

10. Intelligence is not wisdom, wisdom must be intelligence.

11. Great courage is like cowardice; small timidity is like courage; great publicity is like privateness; small privateness is like publicity.

12. When you are proud, your friends know you; when you are in trouble, you know your friends.

13. The Germans chisel out problems where there are no problems; the Chinese erase problems where there are problems. The purpose of chiseling out questions is to distinguish things; erasing them is to cover up contradictions. The Japanese are the least able to forgive themselves; the Chinese are the least able to forgive others. Japanese people are most willing to be students; Chinese people are most willing to be teachers. What the Chinese are least good at is innovation; what they are least good at is preserving tradition. Unable to build a new house, the old house must be demolished.

14. Believe in science; don’t be superstitious. When science is superstitious, science becomes superstition. When science becomes superstition, superstition becomes science.

15. Line segment a is half of line segment b, so how much is line segment b equal to line segment a? (The whole class is quiet, waiting for the discussion, after a long while) Line segment b is the two halves of line segment a. (faint).

16. I am addicted to relying on you, loving you, and thinking about you. I know I can’t but can’t help it. This feeling is gnawing at my heart. I am willing to die in missing you.

17. If there are difficulties, we should help. If there are no difficulties, we should help. In front of a beautiful woman, it is revised to: If there is danger, you should save it; if there is no danger, you should save it if there is danger.

18. One day it was raining heavily outside. The teacher walked into the classroom with a face full of rain. He was looking for something in front of the desk. After searching for a while, he asked the classmates in the front row: "I wipe the paper." "Where is the face?"

19. We are destined to meet, but not to be together; across the world, we hope to remember each other; we are lucky to know each other, but not lucky enough to stay together; the moon shines across the sea, forever and ever.

20. The intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

21. Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

22. Save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

23. I don’t know which grandson came up with the dirty trick, saying that before drinking, drink a glass of white wine, then drink beer, mix it up, and get drunk without drinking much. Needless to say, when we tried it, it really worked, and we really saved a lot of money.

24. It turned out that my ideal was to be a professional, but later I gave up because my major was not suitable for me!!

25. This is not my fault, because many boys followed me at that time It was the same wish. When I saw Yang Yuying on TV, I felt that she was simply too beautiful. So when I was a child, my ideals became two, one was to marry Yang Yuying, and the other was to marry Yang Yuying.

Quotes with humor to hurt friends

1. Anger produces poets; loneliness produces thoughts; excitement produces fashion.

2. The ultimate of richness is simplicity; the ultimate of gorgeous is plain; the ultimate of love is silence.

3. The material living standard between husband and wife is determined by the spouse with higher income; the spiritual living standard between them is determined by the spouse with lower quality.

4. Small trees with shallow roots are easily blown down by strong winds; people will only avoid falling if they bear heavy loads.

5. The combination of shabby and rich is simplicity; the combination of ignorance and success is concentration.

6. When there are many good people, it is easy for bad people to succeed. Because there is a shortage of bad guys, their worth goes up. When there are many bad people, it is easy for good people to succeed. Because good people are scarce, their worth doubles. If you persist in being a good person, good times will come your way.

7. The gorgeous ones are often vain; the vulgar ones are often mellow.

8. It is safest to put eggs in two baskets; but it is safer to put them in one iron basket.

9. Suffering is a gift from God; luck is a punishment from God. That's why there is a distinction between high and low who are poor and successful, and lucky and mediocre.

10. Whatever is promoted in the media, something is missing in life. What you value in life is what you despise in reality.

11. Duke Zhou’s love failed to save the lost child and made her return to real life and accept the unbearable fact.

12. You said you do something bad every day, why do you have to harm people? Is it because you watch too much TV and admire those villains?

13 . Today, my girlfriend of three years dumped her boyfriend! Her boyfriend asked her if there was another man, and she replied, "You are that other man."

14. Xiao Wang works in the human resources department on the tenth floor. He was transferred to the ninth floor a month ago. A friend called Xiao Wang. The person from the human resources department said: Xiao Wang is no longer in the human resources department. You can go downstairs. Find him!?澹?/p>

15. The son asked: Mom, the teacher said that you can go to the United States to study when you grow up. Where is the United States? Mom found a map: The United States is right here. Son: Well, how can we get there? There are no children to play with. He is so young and is not even older than our family.

Funny words suitable for hurting friends

1. Men are like waterfalls; women are like deep valleys. If the waterfall does not have the storage of the deep valley, it will overflow; if the deep valley does not have the roar of the waterfall, it will become silent.

2. Women are the most practical and cannot do without food, rice, oil and salt; women are the least practical and dream of flowers and wine.

3. People can overcome natural obstacles, but they cannot overcome obstacles set by their own wisdom.

4. What everyone can own, no one owns; what everyone is responsible for, no one is responsible for.

5. The need in life is to ask; the greatest need is to be needed.

6. Sometimes the person who makes you fail miserably is your friend; the person who makes you succeed is sometimes your opponent. We should learn to be grateful; we should also learn to feel resentment.

7. There are no useless cards in the world. It is a useless card in the hands of others, but it is a good card in one's own hand.

8. Familiar places have no scenery; unfamiliar places have traps. Those who are familiar with it only see shortcomings; those who are unfamiliar with it see all its advantages.

9. A person who chases two rabbits at the same time will never catch one. Don't try to know everything, otherwise you will have nothing; don't try to know everything, otherwise you will know nothing; don't try to be omnipotent, otherwise you will know nothing. Losing is gaining; pain is happiness.

10. Various ideas can also be called "knowledge" or "knowledge of death". An idiot full of knowledge.